HE CAN STILL DRIVE LEGALLY IN FLORIDA
An embalmed person is mounted on his motorcycle.
(Thanks to Gregg Geill and Mr. Michael, who says: "What, no helmet?")
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An embalmed person is mounted on his motorcycle.
(Thanks to Gregg Geill and Mr. Michael, who says: "What, no helmet?")
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Well, it's probably faster than our HANDBASKET to hell!
"The Rice-Rocket to Hell"
(I'm not really sure that's an asian bike - I'm a girl.)
Posted by: Punkin | April 30, 2010 at 09:07 AM
The article says he was shot...probably for burning rubber in the living room.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2010 at 09:17 AM
So, I'm thinkin'....after the wake, how are they gonna get his body into a coffin??
Posted by: Coconuts | April 30, 2010 at 09:18 AM
So is this kind of "Motorpsycho"?
Posted by: Diane | April 30, 2010 at 09:26 AM
The suspension on that bike is a bit stiff.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2010 at 09:30 AM
Coconuts - they will flatten him with the motorcycle, then sell the video of it to pay for the funeral services.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2010 at 09:31 AM
Apparently Mr. Colon was following a 'Spikes Tactical' vehicle toooooo closely...
Posted by: trustf8 | April 30, 2010 at 09:35 AM
"snork" @ trustf8.
No wonder he died. Look at those teeny training wheels.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2010 at 09:38 AM
Mmmm mmm mmm. Don't he look natchrul.
Posted by: bonmot | April 30, 2010 at 09:41 AM
No need to worry about unbending him into a coffin. According to his will, after the funeral they take him out to a highway, fire up the bike, touch a match to him, and pop the clutch.
With luck they'll set a new world record for the fastest scattering of ashes.
Posted by: padraig | April 30, 2010 at 09:42 AM
Man, if the cops see him without a helmet they're gonna pull his ass over! And then, if he isn't co-operative, they'll taser him, give him a nice beat down, and toss him in jail.
"Weekend At Bernie's III"
Posted by: wiredog | April 30, 2010 at 09:47 AM
What cadaver go wrong?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2010 at 09:52 AM
If that doesn't qualify as performance art, I don't know what does.
Posted by: Mitch | April 30, 2010 at 09:58 AM
I want to be mounted too.
Maybe even after I die.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | April 30, 2010 at 10:42 AM
HE CAN STILL DRIVE LEGALLY IN FLORIDA
...and vote in places like Chicago, Massachusetts, Minnesota, ....
Posted by: oneblankspace | April 30, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Ouch - *snork* at Meanie.
Posted by: Tash | April 30, 2010 at 11:37 AM
Y'all heard about the first man to die of a Viagra overdose?
Open casket.
Posted by: bonmot | April 30, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Driving while embalmed is more common than you might suspect.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 30, 2010 at 12:21 PM
Can't wait for Hugh Heffner's embalment now...
Posted by: GIDOC | April 30, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Mmmm mmm mmm. Don't he look natchrul.
Posted by: bonmot | April 30, 2010 at 09:41 AM
No fair! bonmot took the comment I was going to make. I wonder what they would do to an embalmed lawyer?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 30, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Cheer.
Posted by: bonmot | April 30, 2010 at 05:53 PM
bonmot, I thought they would ask where the rest of them are.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 30, 2010 at 06:50 PM
Punkin - as a girl who owns and rides TWO rice burners, let me assure you that girls can so too tell the difference between American and Jap (no offense) bikes. Clue - ride laying down = Jap sport bike. Loud = American Harley. Sort of loud = the rest of us on our wanna-be non-Harley cruisers.
Bring your helmet and your passport to sunny southern Arizona and I'll take you for a ride and introduce you to all my hunky harley buddies.
Posted by: azred | April 30, 2010 at 09:35 PM
The Cycle of Life.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 30, 2010 at 09:58 PM
Sandra Bullock likes this.
Posted by: Bill | May 02, 2010 at 01:29 PM
*snorks @ Bill*
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | May 02, 2010 at 03:09 PM
Colon is his mother's maiden name. Morales is his sur name.
Posted by: ken in sc | May 02, 2010 at 06:22 PM