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Ummmm ..... how did the mother not know instant(har)ly?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 29, 2010 at 12:23 PM
Oddly enough, Letterman opened his Wednesday show by asking why there was an open bottle of bleach sitting next to the coffee maker in his dressing room.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 29, 2010 at 12:56 PM
And once on the highway the car smells of cappucino.
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 29, 2010 at 01:05 PM
Those Lindehurst teens! Last year one of them put rat poison in a birthday cake, this year anti-freeze in a
coffee maker! What jokers!
And to think, all the kinds did in my high school was
drop a cherry bomb (lit) down a toilet, and a few jokers used a hand buzzer.
Are these the "children of the Corn"?
Posted by: funnyman | April 29, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Meanie, ethylene glycol doesn't make you sick until the liver converts enough of it to oxalic acid. I'm not sure if it has a taste.
Posted by: Elon | April 29, 2010 at 01:44 PM
Letterman knows: long island... we've got it all...
Posted by: trustf8 | April 29, 2010 at 01:51 PM
Revenge of the Stith, trustf8?
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 29, 2010 at 02:16 PM
Is he standing in front of an IQ chart?
Posted by: Braniff | April 29, 2010 at 02:22 PM
Inspiration?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 29, 2010 at 02:34 PM
Sounds like he has a cold heart so maybe a little antifreeze would help.
According to TruTV, antifreeze has been reformulated to make it taste bad.
Maybe it was Starbucks and she couldn't tell the difference.
Posted by: Steve | April 29, 2010 at 07:28 PM
One treatment for ethylene glycol poisoning is to get drunk on ethyl alcohol; see this article.
If you want to drink antifreeze with your coffee, get the propylene glycol variety ("RV antifreeze). It's safer, although not completely safe.
More on the chemical and medical differences here.
Posted by: Ralph | April 29, 2010 at 08:44 PM
Aggravated battery is all you get for that ? Sheesh !
Posted by: Clankie | April 29, 2010 at 10:24 PM
Alaskan coffee?
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 30, 2010 at 07:23 AM
So did the car get the coffee?
Posted by: Jason | May 01, 2010 at 03:09 AM