WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE WEARING?
(Thanks to Josh)
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March 25, 2010
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Ok...eww
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2010 at 09:47 AM
The web site address was not in the story! Shoddy reporting!
Posted by: billinbossier | March 25, 2010 at 09:48 AM
What Siouxie said.
It is not clear what compromises the concoction but it is advertised as being a "slightly yellow, desirable substance" that contains "more organic content."
Add ick.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2010 at 09:49 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to "Scent of a Woman," doesn't it?
Posted by: Scott | March 25, 2010 at 09:54 AM
I'm not going to touch this...uh...I mean I'm not going to get into it...um...it's just that it's so screwed...er...
I'm clamming up now...oh jeez...
Posted by: Ford79 | March 25, 2010 at 09:58 AM
Whoo-ah!
Posted by: Lairbo | March 25, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Does anyone else smell canned tuna?
Posted by: wiredog | March 25, 2010 at 10:10 AM
DING DING DING DING DING!!! The dawg wins!
Took too long for a fish/smell joke. You guys are slackin'!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2010 at 10:12 AM
God, to Adam: "Where's Eve?"
"She's in the river, bathing."
"Oh great. Now we'll never get the smell out of the fish."
Posted by: bonmot | March 25, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Side effects include water retention, cramps and violent mood swings.
Posted by: bonmot | March 25, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Smells like teen spirit... for an old guy.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 25, 2010 at 10:45 AM
The product testing team.
Posted by: bonmot | March 25, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Here's the site http://www.smellmeand.com/en/ (sent it in last week.)
Posted by: LM | March 25, 2010 at 10:52 AM
"smell me and cum"?
Posted by: bonmot | March 25, 2010 at 10:53 AM
Yuck.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 25, 2010 at 11:04 AM
*wonders if they make one of those Christmas tree scent thingies for the car*
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 25, 2010 at 11:21 AM
no comment.
Posted by: MickeyMouse | March 25, 2010 at 11:30 AM
"It is not clear what compromises the concoction."
Not only is the story about a, shall we say, dubious product, but the writer is having a little problem with word choice...
Posted by: Affenschmidt | March 25, 2010 at 12:20 PM
Somebody needs to let them know that April Fool's Day is NEXT week. This can't be real!
Posted by: Joyce | March 25, 2010 at 12:38 PM
I'm sure it is probably cactus paint. Did you see Return to me? Or are you still bcak in the dark ages?
Posted by: MickeyMouse | March 25, 2010 at 12:38 PM
They made a perfume that smells like a car?
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Flukey | March 25, 2010 at 12:43 PM
My dogs insist on smelling that with every female visitor that walks through the door. I've been telling them (the dogs) that if I can't do it they can't either!
For some reason the better half is not amused with this comment.
Posted by: DaninIA | March 25, 2010 at 12:51 PM
"Her name rhymes with a female body part . . . 'Mulva' . . ."?
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld | March 25, 2010 at 01:13 PM
"Honest honey, I haven't been cheating on you. I just walked into a department store at the mall and this is what I got sprayed me with!"
"Uh. Huh." *WHAP*
Posted by: fivver | March 25, 2010 at 01:31 PM
*snork* @ fivver!
Likely story!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2010 at 01:38 PM
Perhaps to accompany this:
http://www.pussydrinks.co.uk/home.html
Posted by: Catherine | March 25, 2010 at 03:00 PM
So now Yoni is toney?
Posted by: bonmot | March 25, 2010 at 03:10 PM
Affenschmidt, personally I think that was a Freudian slip on the reporter's part to a more particularly appropriate word. ><
DIS.GUS.TING.
Posted by: Diva | March 25, 2010 at 03:39 PM
talk about p*ssy galore... never mind.
Posted by: queensbee | March 25, 2010 at 04:28 PM
A "slightly yellow, desirable substance" = yeast?
Posted by: Ralph | March 25, 2010 at 05:27 PM
Wasn't this the same company that last year produced "Schlong Splash?"
Posted by: OC Dolphin | March 25, 2010 at 05:28 PM
that is an odd statement: I always think of yellow in term of sight. I want to be anything yellow, as we have promise of the abundant life. I want to see as the yellow fly I saw! truly saw a yellow fly.
Posted by: MickeyMouse | March 25, 2010 at 08:13 PM
Shouldn't this be an aftershave?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 25, 2010 at 10:23 PM
can 'ass' be far behind? get it? behind?
Posted by: anyedge | March 25, 2010 at 11:28 PM
Tnx, bonmot ... that's about the first (well, mebbe second) thot I had, upon readin' the "story" ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 26, 2010 at 12:10 AM
A late lol to all (well most) of the above comments.
Does it come in a spray?
Posted by: SW | March 26, 2010 at 07:22 AM
Portnoy's girlfriend was way ahead of her time, it seems...
Posted by: On the Edge | March 26, 2010 at 09:54 AM
Personally, I've always preferred women that I can't smell from a distance.
Posted by: Steve | March 27, 2010 at 05:57 PM