Dave Barry's Blog: WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE WEARING?

March 25, 2010

WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE WEARING?

Oh.

(Thanks to Josh)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2010 at 09:29 AM | Permalink

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Ok...eww

Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2010 at 09:47 AM

The web site address was not in the story! Shoddy reporting!

Posted by: billinbossier | March 25, 2010 at 09:48 AM

What Siouxie said.

It is not clear what compromises the concoction but it is advertised as being a "slightly yellow, desirable substance" that contains "more organic content."

Add ick.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2010 at 09:49 AM

Gives a whole new meaning to "Scent of a Woman," doesn't it?

Posted by: Scott | March 25, 2010 at 09:54 AM

I'm not going to touch this...uh...I mean I'm not going to get into it...um...it's just that it's so screwed...er...

I'm clamming up now...oh jeez...

Posted by: Ford79 | March 25, 2010 at 09:58 AM

Whoo-ah!

Posted by: Lairbo | March 25, 2010 at 10:01 AM

Does anyone else smell canned tuna?

Posted by: wiredog | March 25, 2010 at 10:10 AM

DING DING DING DING DING!!! The dawg wins!

Took too long for a fish/smell joke. You guys are slackin'!!!

Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2010 at 10:12 AM

God, to Adam: "Where's Eve?"

"She's in the river, bathing."

"Oh great. Now we'll never get the smell out of the fish."

Posted by: bonmot | March 25, 2010 at 10:13 AM

Side effects include water retention, cramps and violent mood swings.

Posted by: bonmot | March 25, 2010 at 10:28 AM

Smells like teen spirit... for an old guy.

Posted by: Loudmouth | March 25, 2010 at 10:45 AM

The product testing team.

Posted by: bonmot | March 25, 2010 at 10:52 AM

Here's the site http://www.smellmeand.com/en/ (sent it in last week.)

Posted by: LM | March 25, 2010 at 10:52 AM

"smell me and cum"?

Posted by: bonmot | March 25, 2010 at 10:53 AM

Yuck.

Posted by: nursecindy | March 25, 2010 at 11:04 AM

*wonders if they make one of those Christmas tree scent thingies for the car*

Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 25, 2010 at 11:21 AM

no comment.

Posted by: MickeyMouse | March 25, 2010 at 11:30 AM

"It is not clear what compromises the concoction."

Not only is the story about a, shall we say, dubious product, but the writer is having a little problem with word choice...

Posted by: Affenschmidt | March 25, 2010 at 12:20 PM

Somebody needs to let them know that April Fool's Day is NEXT week. This can't be real!

Posted by: Joyce | March 25, 2010 at 12:38 PM

I'm sure it is probably cactus paint. Did you see Return to me? Or are you still bcak in the dark ages?

Posted by: MickeyMouse | March 25, 2010 at 12:38 PM

They made a perfume that smells like a car?

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Flukey | March 25, 2010 at 12:43 PM

My dogs insist on smelling that with every female visitor that walks through the door. I've been telling them (the dogs) that if I can't do it they can't either!
For some reason the better half is not amused with this comment.

Posted by: DaninIA | March 25, 2010 at 12:51 PM

"Her name rhymes with a female body part . . . 'Mulva' . . ."?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld | March 25, 2010 at 01:13 PM

"Honest honey, I haven't been cheating on you. I just walked into a department store at the mall and this is what I got sprayed me with!"

"Uh. Huh." *WHAP*

Posted by: fivver | March 25, 2010 at 01:31 PM

*snork* @ fivver!

Likely story!

Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2010 at 01:38 PM

Perhaps to accompany this:
http://www.pussydrinks.co.uk/home.html

Posted by: Catherine | March 25, 2010 at 03:00 PM

So now Yoni is toney?

Posted by: bonmot | March 25, 2010 at 03:10 PM

Affenschmidt, personally I think that was a Freudian slip on the reporter's part to a more particularly appropriate word. ><

DIS.GUS.TING.

Posted by: Diva | March 25, 2010 at 03:39 PM

talk about p*ssy galore... never mind.

Posted by: queensbee | March 25, 2010 at 04:28 PM

A "slightly yellow, desirable substance" = yeast?

Posted by: Ralph | March 25, 2010 at 05:27 PM

Wasn't this the same company that last year produced "Schlong Splash?"

Posted by: OC Dolphin | March 25, 2010 at 05:28 PM

that is an odd statement: I always think of yellow in term of sight. I want to be anything yellow, as we have promise of the abundant life. I want to see as the yellow fly I saw! truly saw a yellow fly.

Posted by: MickeyMouse | March 25, 2010 at 08:13 PM

Shouldn't this be an aftershave?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 25, 2010 at 10:23 PM

can 'ass' be far behind? get it? behind?

Posted by: anyedge | March 25, 2010 at 11:28 PM

Tnx, bonmot ... that's about the first (well, mebbe second) thot I had, upon readin' the "story" ...

Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 26, 2010 at 12:10 AM

A late lol to all (well most) of the above comments.

Does it come in a spray?

Posted by: SW | March 26, 2010 at 07:22 AM

Portnoy's girlfriend was way ahead of her time, it seems...

Posted by: On the Edge | March 26, 2010 at 09:54 AM