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If it is alive, it sure didn't react to the rover going right by it (follow the tracks).
Posted by: Phil | March 31, 2010 at 03:39 PM
'Mr Cooper, 43, of Grimsby, Lincs, added: "I'm convinced there is life out there."'
By "out there", does he mean "outside me mum's basement"?
Posted by: padraig | March 31, 2010 at 03:50 PM
Psssssst...his wife is looking for him on Venus...
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2010 at 04:07 PM
It's one of the White Apes Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote about in A Princess of Mars.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | March 31, 2010 at 04:57 PM
The St. Petersburg monkey strikes again!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 31, 2010 at 04:57 PM
I'm sorry, is he some kind of Mo-Ron?
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 31, 2010 at 05:34 PM
"Gorilla my dreams,
I see you ... "
Nah, that's not a gorilla ... that's merely a STATUE of a gorilla ... they worship gorillas on Mars ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 31, 2010 at 06:23 PM
The Sun. Always good for a laugh.
Posted by: EB | March 31, 2010 at 07:10 PM
Gets 'em every time.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 31, 2010 at 08:10 PM
*ahem*
Gets 'em every time.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 31, 2010 at 08:11 PM
Gorillas on Mars ?! Ha ! Martians are such practical jokers.
Posted by: Clankie | March 31, 2010 at 08:17 PM
John Carter seems to have gone native.
Posted by: Steve | March 31, 2010 at 09:10 PM
How many real scientists "reckon"?
Posted by: Flukey | March 31, 2010 at 10:05 PM
Who cares about the monkey on mars: What the heck is that on uranus?
Posted by: trustf8 | April 01, 2010 at 08:02 AM
Well, at least, it's not Jesus this time.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 01, 2010 at 08:24 AM
I am a real scientist, and I reckon... occasionally.
Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | April 01, 2010 at 08:29 AM
If a scientist reckons...that's enough for me.
Posted by: nannie | April 01, 2010 at 11:38 AM
Mebbe we oughta 'reckon'oiter and find out for sure.
Posted by: JoeRockhead | April 01, 2010 at 12:31 PM
I see animals on earth that are more than a mirage, this I can't (won't) be sure of..
Posted by: MickeyMouse | April 01, 2010 at 01:48 PM