WE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS IN BOCA RATON

Ancient doorway to afterlife discovered in Egypt

(Thanks to Katie in FL)

Comments

[Meanie the Blue]

The door, 1.75 metres (5.7 feet) high and 50 cm (19 inches) thick, is engraved with religious texts.....

Translation: Gentlemen

[bonmot]

Why does my post keep disappearing? Is it going through the door?

[bonmot]

I was wondering if the door was a portal to this?

[Elmo]

I ain't gonna say nothing about "User Friendly". Nope, nothing at all.

[jon]

Can I have that installed in the boss's office?

[Siouxie]

Can we put that door here on the blog so we can send our pesky spammer through it?

[nursecindy]

So far I haven't seen 'it' today Siouxie. I hope that Judi has hunted them down and destroyed their computer. I don't understand why they feel the need to do that. If they would just act normal like the rest of us they could make some really great friends.

[Cheesewiz]

Is there a slot for quarters?

[Schadeboy]

"A large red granite false door from the tomb of an ancient queen's powerful vizier has been discovered in Luxor,"

That's funny. I've been to The Luxor (Las Vegas) a number of times, and I've never seen anything that looks like this.

[Horace LaBadie]

Whether it says "Push" or "Pull," half the people won't be able to get to the afterlife.

[Punkin]

You really wanna watch yourself around the Queens' vizier.

Especially if it's powerful.

[Horace LaBadie]

We have that, but we call it the Golden Arches.

[Romeo Vitelli]

"The newly discovered door was reused during the Roman period. It was removed from the tomb of User and used in the wall of a Roman structure,"

If User was already dead, who was doing the using?

[OC Dolphin]

Wasn't this already discovered by Peter Venkman and Raymond Stantz?

I'm sure this is the door Zuul once used to worship Gozer the Gozerian.

[Meanie the Blue]

Jeez - do NOT show that to our Code Compliance people, or we will never be allowed into the afterlife.

[poopoolaroo]

that doesn't look red to me...

[bling]

i need one of those at work.

[Steve]

Thank goodness we're safe! Most Americans won't fit through a door that small.

[Jeff Meyerson]

WE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS IN BOCA RATON

True dat, Dave.

The question is, will Dave be done seder-ing in time for the important business of the night?

[NotSherly]

Around here, sassing your mama will find you the door to the afterlife.

[Clankie]

And now, Don Pardo, tell us what's behind door number three.

[Meanie the Blue]

They don't tell you this, but, the door to the afterlife first takes you into the Gift Shop, where you are obliged to purchase Afterlife refrigerator magnets, coffee mugs, T-shirts with stupid sayings, snow globes, photo frames, keychains, baseball hats, giant fuzzy slippers with odd characters, and bumper stickers.

Yes, the afterlife is a theme park, and you can't get in unless you have stuff for those who went before you.

At least, that's what L. Ron tells me.

[Ralph]

I already have something similar.

[OC Dolphin]

That's pretty good Meanie.

[Mazarlarry]

No KARNAK comment? Are your readers all too young to remember Johnnie Carson?

[Steve]

I remember Carson when he was the new guy. No one else has ever come close to being good enough to lick the road grime off the soles of his shoes.