TOWNSHEND, VERMONT
Chilling Excerpt: Not only did the thieves steal 16 to 20 roosters and hens, but they took a 20-pound Flemish giant rabbit and a miniature stallion as well.
(Thanks to Mary Allen)
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"He’s a stallion, so he can be pretty strong, but for the most part he’s pretty friendly and you can drag him wherever you want," Bernard said.
I seem to recall my ex describing me to a friend of hers that way.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 23, 2010 at 01:54 PM
Tonight on Dinner: Impossible, Robert must create a unique dinner for 30 guests using only local ingredients. Will he succeed or will it be Dinner: Impossible?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 23, 2010 at 02:18 PM
"I doubt that the chickens would travel the three and a half miles themselves," agreed Rod Inman, deputy sheriff....
"Although *scratches chin* .... I did see them cross the road....."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 23, 2010 at 02:25 PM
I bet the stallion was more than a little embarresed by being called miniature.
Posted by: billinbossier | March 23, 2010 at 02:28 PM
You just know that NOW they're gonna lock the barn door . . .
Posted by: bonmot | March 23, 2010 at 02:42 PM
Anybody see Sylvester Stallone lately ?
Posted by: Account Deleted | March 23, 2010 at 02:50 PM
Oh wait, they didn't say if the stallion was Italian or not, did they ?
Posted by: Account Deleted | March 23, 2010 at 02:51 PM
It was shrinkage, I tell you.
-- G. Costanza
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 23, 2010 at 03:09 PM
A phlegmish rabbit?
Posted by: bonmot | March 23, 2010 at 03:13 PM
a miniature stallion
So maybe the guys claiming to be hung like horses really are. Miniature, that is.
Posted by: wiredog | March 23, 2010 at 03:14 PM
Mmmmm...rabbit!
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 23, 2010 at 03:26 PM
Mel Gibson made a documentary movie about this, Chicken Run.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 23, 2010 at 03:42 PM
The only Italian stallion I remember (from back in the day)was a male stripper at The Crazy Horse Saloon - Felix, the Italian Stallion. Suzy should remember him as well.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 23, 2010 at 03:58 PM
Maybe Frank Zappa's kids got lit up and decided to commemorate his life with a pygmy pony party?
"Me and my pygmy pony,
Over by the dental floss bush..."
Really miss that old flesh-rippin' weasel...
Posted by: padraig | March 23, 2010 at 04:27 PM
Maybe the Flemish " giant " rabbit could use that soap.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 23, 2010 at 04:32 PM
Apparently some officianadoes (sp?) of bestiality like a little variety.
Posted by: Mazarlarry | March 23, 2010 at 04:41 PM
I smell a barnyard here. Does anyone have experience trying to catch a flock of chickens? Well, neither do I but my wife says it's darn hard.
Posted by: Steve | March 23, 2010 at 04:53 PM
Is that a giant flemish rabbit in your pocket, or...
Posted by: jon | March 23, 2010 at 04:58 PM
Mmmmmmm . . . hasenpfeffer . . .
Posted by: tasmanian devil | March 23, 2010 at 05:11 PM
*snork* @ tas !
Posted by: Account Deleted | March 23, 2010 at 05:19 PM
*Schlemeil, schlemizel, hasenpfeffer incorporated !!*
Posted by: Account Deleted | March 23, 2010 at 05:20 PM
this is felix the italian stallion in calif good to see that people still remember me i hope to write a book some day 25 yrs of good times iam on facebook under edward felix foglia let me know you read this FELIX THE ITALIAN STALLION
Posted by: edwardfelixfoglia | April 30, 2011 at 01:49 PM