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Amorous Goose opened for Metallica, I believe.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2010 at 09:50 AM
I wonder if her boss believed her?
Posted by: billinbossier | March 25, 2010 at 09:53 AM
The goose was looking for some dockage.
Posted by: bonmot | March 25, 2010 at 10:07 AM
If geese really mate for life, this woman is in big trouble.
Posted by: Romeo Vitelli | March 25, 2010 at 10:53 AM
Release the hounds!
Posted by: Will (the other one) | March 25, 2010 at 11:01 AM
rut roh
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2010 at 11:01 AM
the lie here is a Principals' paddle with several holes and swift sweets across the rear. Immediate tears taught me never to do that with a statue.
Posted by: MickeyMouse | March 25, 2010 at 11:07 AM
She only has one door into her house?
Posted by: nursecindy | March 25, 2010 at 11:10 AM
She probably doesn't own a stationary exercise bike.
Posted by: MickeyMouse | March 25, 2010 at 11:16 AM
Who broke the blog?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 25, 2010 at 12:06 PM
Fixed?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 25, 2010 at 12:07 PM
I swear I don't know him, I was playing poker.
Posted by: twitter.com/JugglerOfGeese | March 25, 2010 at 12:23 PM
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Posted by: twitter.com/JugglerOfGeese | March 25, 2010 at 12:23 PM
I'm the happiest girl in the whole UUSAUSA
Posted by: MickeyMouse | March 25, 2010 at 12:26 PM
Romeo Romeo..whyfore art thou broketh the blog??
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2010 at 01:33 PM
They should have just let the bird get it on with the concrete. I doubt there would be any chance of a return engagement.
Bonus:
Did you hear the one about the goose that went to the drugstore to buy a condom? He told the clerk "just put it on my bill".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 25, 2010 at 10:19 PM
Madeline, Madeline, where art thou Madeline, my doublemint eyes?
Posted by: da ahoo | March 26, 2010 at 02:08 AM
What a bunch of wimps. What's the worst he could do, goose them?
A goose got me in the netherlands once and my reaction was more astonishment than fear.
Posted by: Steve | March 27, 2010 at 05:53 PM