IT BEATS GOLF

A man who has been charged with making a naked dash through a Tennessee supermarket told police he was "bored and didn't have anything else to do."

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and nursecindy)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

No mention of whether alcohol was involved, but I think we can take it as read.

[Allen at Division]

Ethel, you get your clothes on!

[wiredog]

I was standing over there by the tomatoes, and there he came, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, naked as a jay bird.

[Steve]

Although we can be fairly sure this guy entered the world naked, he probably didn't stay that way. Where the heck did he leave his clothes?
It is a good bet that he isn't bored, now.

[Mary]

True, Steve, but he may wish he was.

[KJP]

Unfortunately for him he wasn't Erykah Badu.

[gp]

Having spent some time in Kingsport in the early 80's, I can see where one might get that bored! I also wonder where he left his clothes as the story says he wend to a fast food restaurant and asked to borrow clothes!

[Meanie the Blue]

Cleanup on aisle 5. Bring a mop cop.

[Horace LaBadie]

At least they know he wasn't shoplifting.

[OC Dolphin]

Did they say they found the naked in a bathroom "AT" Hardees, or with a...?

[OC Dolphin]

him, not the

[Mad Librarian]

When the old folks said, "Back when we were kids, we had to make our OWN entertainment!", I don't think this is what they had in mind.

[nursecindy]

When I get bored I read a book. I have to say this has never entered my mind.

[wiredog]

NC
Not even in college?

[MickeyMouse]

UGH believable

[bonmot]

At least he brought his own sack.

[nursecindy]

wiredog I went to Carolina (Go tarheels!) so....of course I did. Have you ever been to Chapel Hill?

[Horace LaBadie]

"Sir, you cannot leave without paying for that cocktail weenie."

[Clankie]

Banana sales were up 20% that day.

[bonmot]

Nursecindy, is it true there's a bar in Chapel Hill called "He's Not Here"?

[Mitch]

So that's where my nephew has been.

[nursecindy]

Yes bonmot. That's true. There's also a great wine bar called The Westend Wine Bar, and of course the Carolina Brewery. Or at least I've heard of them. I mostly studied very hard when I was there. I was a Journalism Major at that time and wanted to be the next great thing in Journalism. Maybe another Gene Weingarten or Dave Barry.
btw, I recommend the Carolina Brewery highly.

[PirateBoy]

So he was just hanging out in the supermarket?

[Kristina L.]

I also read a book when I'm bored. Or work on a jigsaw puzzle, watch TV, watch a DVD, paint pictures. I agree that alcohol just have been involved.