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Does John Cleese know about this?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 30, 2010 at 10:20 AM
Does anybody else think that yesterday's banana peel smells like rot-gut whiskey?
Does anybody else know what rot-gut smells like? Or is it just me with my questionable youth?
Posted by: Steve | March 30, 2010 at 10:43 AM
"High Desert". That about sums it up.
Posted by: bonmot | March 30, 2010 at 10:47 AM
It's nine o'clock and he's on ebay
The regular trolls loggin' in
There's an old man sending text to me
Cursin' 'bout how the bidding's so thin
He says, "Son, can you make me an entry?
I'm really quite sure it won't hold
But if you would just meet my reserve, it'll get beat
And then I can get this trash sold."
La, la la, di di da
La la, di di da, da, dum
String 'em along, you're the banana man
String 'em along tonight
Well, we're not sure this fraud is a felony
But what's one more web fly-by-night?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2010 at 11:21 AM
bravo, mtb!
Posted by: bonmot | March 30, 2010 at 12:13 PM
THAT was funny MtB.
Posted by: LeDud | March 30, 2010 at 12:16 PM
You would think that someone with such a collection would be living in Banana Valley, not Apple Valley.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | March 30, 2010 at 12:30 PM
He was hoping for a whole bunch of bids.
Posted by: bonmot | March 30, 2010 at 01:07 PM
Jeff, I love John Cleese and that skit. As for this guy I think he's one banana short of a full bunch.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2010 at 01:20 PM
Heck, I'd be willing not to pay quadruple that.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 30, 2010 at 01:57 PM
♪ Nay, me say nay, me say nay, me say nay
Me say nay, me say nay-ay-ay- no!
Posted by: NotSherly | March 30, 2010 at 02:06 PM
Will it sell for a whole bunch?
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 30, 2010 at 03:13 PM
It's really not very apeeling.
There. Someone had to say it.
Posted by: bonmot | March 30, 2010 at 04:14 PM
That just happened to slip outta your mouth, huh bon?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2010 at 04:30 PM
I want to go ape for it.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 30, 2010 at 05:38 PM
Since I live near this place, I can say, with 100% honesty, I've never stopped in for a visit. I wanted to, once, but I had to split....
Posted by: PiraateBoy | March 30, 2010 at 09:24 PM
This item has been on eBay for a few years, originally for around a million dollars. There have been a bunch of articles about it, like this and this.
Posted by: Ralph | March 31, 2010 at 01:14 AM