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Green's not my color but thanks.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Sorry, Siouxie, one color only.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 30, 2010 at 10:31 AM
You have to wonder - did someone's kid cut out the eyes, nose and mouth for a Halloween costume and then Mom or Dad got the brilliant idea to sell it?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 30, 2010 at 10:32 AM
I think this is wonderful. It will help us identify the marks, uh...best potential customers for our fashions (formerly known as donations to charity).
Posted by: Steve | March 30, 2010 at 10:39 AM
It must be "art".
Posted by: bonmot | March 30, 2010 at 10:48 AM
Anyone can make one of those. Just get rid of the moth balls in the closet.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2010 at 10:49 AM
I have several of those. I use them to clean the windows.
Posted by: NotSherly | March 30, 2010 at 10:56 AM
You gotta be befouling me!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2010 at 10:57 AM
When I think of all the "Art" I've thrown away....*sigh*
*saves used tampons for next crazy art fad*
Posted by: Punkin | March 30, 2010 at 11:29 AM
save your money. I know where I can get one just like that for only $995.00. Let me know, I'll hook you up.
Posted by: beckster | March 30, 2010 at 11:35 AM
punkin -- or a vampire who wants tea.
Posted by: bonmot | March 30, 2010 at 12:11 PM
There's one born every minute . . .
Posted by: P.T. Barnum | March 30, 2010 at 12:17 PM
"No one ever went broke underestimating the buying habits of the American public."
- H.L. Mencken
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 30, 2010 at 12:22 PM
Sacré bleu! such Haute. It is so Prêt-à-porter. De Pièce de résistance is simply the eight tiny, yet strategically placed little holes so magnificently shaped. Crème de la crème!
Posted by: OC Dolphin | March 30, 2010 at 12:27 PM
But it can only be worn by the nippleless Victoria's Secret models.
Posted by: bonmot | March 30, 2010 at 01:05 PM
Methinks PT Barnum underestimated.
Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | March 30, 2010 at 01:12 PM
You know I did some painting last week and I got paint all over one of my t-shirts. With a little marketing I could probably get at least $500.00 for it. This reminds me of the childrens story, "The Emperor Wears No Clothes". So I'm going to say it since the commenters in the story didn't. This designer is nuts! It's a ripped up t-shirt and I wouldn't give him fifty cents for it.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2010 at 01:15 PM
Not even if it came with the anorexic androgyne wearing it.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 30, 2010 at 01:19 PM
On a side note, the Anorexic Androgynes opened for David Bowie in 1971.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 30, 2010 at 01:24 PM
What and where is the Banana Museum? it must have been started with Tiger Woods' peel.. craziest thing, I had to find nother directions in life!!!
Posted by: MickeyMouse | March 30, 2010 at 01:31 PM
nippleless? don't you mean innies?
Posted by: MickeyMouse | March 30, 2010 at 01:50 PM
Does the model personally wear it to your house then take it off and hand it to you?
Posted by: 2bRich | March 30, 2010 at 02:00 PM
Is it more or less expensive if I want it without holes?
Posted by: Braniff | March 30, 2010 at 02:22 PM
Sorry, not available, Braniff. Butt, would you be interested in the matching pants?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2010 at 03:27 PM
All my T-Shirts look like that. I'm rich !
Posted by: Clankie | March 30, 2010 at 03:28 PM
cindy, get the kids to strategically cut out bits and I bet it would sell
to the credulous.Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 30, 2010 at 03:39 PM
The pirated versions can be found downtown already.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 30, 2010 at 03:45 PM
OT
Castle will be back
/OT
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 30, 2010 at 03:53 PM
I've got some undershorts like that. They are clean. Offers?
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 30, 2010 at 05:41 PM
YAY! another season of Castle droolage.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2010 at 06:12 PM
I'd have to see some pictures Loudmouth. With you modeling them of course.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2010 at 08:12 PM
This way....to the GREAT egress!
Posted by: Tammy | March 31, 2010 at 12:37 AM
This effect is easy to achieve with battery acid, preferably with the "designer" wearing the shirt at the time.
Posted by: Ralph | March 31, 2010 at 01:17 AM
I'll see what I can do for you cindy.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 31, 2010 at 08:28 AM
The 'Anorexic Androgynes', WERE David Bowie in 1971
Posted by: JoeRockhead | March 31, 2010 at 12:04 PM