FEAR ON THE WESTERN RANGE
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March 29, 2010
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Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2010 at 03:56 PM
Or Hopalong Cassiday.
Posted by: bonmot | March 29, 2010 at 03:59 PM
What they're trying to say is the price of beef is going up. Also anything else grown in the western part of the U.S. such as corn, potatoes, wheat, etc.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 29, 2010 at 04:04 PM
Any word from the French?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 29, 2010 at 04:11 PM
Oh my God, they've reached Chicago...!
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 29, 2010 at 04:22 PM
Hmm.. plagues of grasshoppers. Doesn't this mean that God is unhappy with you?
Posted by: digger | March 29, 2010 at 04:51 PM
No, just means it must be Thursday...
Posted by: Dean Winchester | March 29, 2010 at 04:56 PM
I thought grasshoppers turned into locusts when they swarm like this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locust
Posted by: Romeo Vitelli | March 29, 2010 at 05:04 PM
Some young snakes eat grasshoppers. Ship 25,000 young Burmese pythons from Fla. to Wyoming.........
Posted by: LeDud | March 29, 2010 at 05:20 PM
I saw this. Very appropriate for Passover - the plague of locusts.
Posted by: Guin | March 29, 2010 at 05:22 PM
Somebody pleasse contact Alfred Hichcock to see if we can borrow his birds.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | March 29, 2010 at 05:22 PM
Don't tell them fellers at PETA what the govermint's gonna to do to those poor little grasshoppers.
Posted by: Labyrinth | March 29, 2010 at 06:43 PM
Yeah. See how you like it.
Posted by: Ramses | March 29, 2010 at 07:59 PM
Just for the record... I figger I lost about two ton of hay last year to hoppers.
I normally get about eight ton off of my pastures. Last year I got just about five. It was a dry year, so some loss can be attributed to that. But the hoppers were fierce, and are supposed to be worse this year.
y'all keep laughin' ;)
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | March 29, 2010 at 11:35 PM
Feeling blue, never the usual.
Posted by: MickeyMouse | March 29, 2010 at 11:40 PM
This is undoubtedly due to Global Warming. More that we can look forward to:
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Posted by: Ernie G | March 30, 2010 at 11:19 AM
And not only that, grasshoppers have been known to chew window screens.
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 30, 2010 at 10:29 PM