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March 26, 2010


Now they want to take away a fundamental prisoner right.

(Thanks to Ralph)


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They're so yesterday in Sweden. We already have this in California. Calif. Penal Code sec. 4501.1 reads:

a) Every person confined in the state prison who commits a battery by gassing upon the person of any peace officer, as defined in Chapter 4.5 (commencing with Section 830) of Title 3 of Part 2, or employee of the state prison is guilty of aggravated battery and shall be punished by imprisonment in a county jail or by imprisonment
in the state prison for two, three, or four years. Every state prison inmate convicted of a felony under this section shall serve his or her term of imprisonment as prescribed in Section 4501.5.
(b) For purposes of this section, "gassing" means intentionally placing or throwing, or causing to be placed or thrown, upon the person of another, any human excrement or other bodily fluids or
bodily substances or any mixture containing human excrement or other bodily fluids or bodily substances that results in actual contact with the person's skin or membranes.

I thought this was going to be about the Senate debating the rights of prisoners to get [email protected], a cause we definitely do NOT want to get behind...so to speak.

The natural result of weaponized chili.

I didn't know Sweden ever used the gas chamber.


Remind me to never take Mr. Coconut to Sweden....

Insert "s" above.....

I fart in your general direction!

Intentional Flatulence WBAGNFA...no maybe not.

Pull my finger.

Jumpin' Jack Flash...

Here I sit all broken hearted
The guards were critics
when I farted.

Trying really hard to fart can have unfortunate consequences.

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