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March 19, 2010

CHECK OUT THOSE TOMATOES

Topless gardening.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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Those look more like suqash, to me.

Or maybe squash.

she was in her yard! some people need to get a life! i hope she doesnt burn her buns in the sun.

Why on earth do they insist on protecting kids from seeing what fed them for the first months of their life. I just don't figure it.

Bunch of boobs, Mot.

Men do it all the time...sheesh.

Where are the pictures? Sloppy journalism.

Boobs is right.

Reminds me of the old joke where the old lady calls the cops to complain about her neighbor walking around naked.

The cop doesn't see anything, so she tells him he has to stand on a chair and use her binoculars.

Or something like that.

The answer: Country Living with not so close neighbors.

Reported by the Daily Camera. But no pictures.

I hear she is thinking of getting in some melons this year.

State law prohibits exposed genitals, but Pierce was wearing a thong and gardening gloves.
Exactly where were these gardening gloves and how did they cover her genitals? When I think of genitals I usually think of a man also. But that's just me. Did they not give her credit for the pasties?

I vote for clothes. 99.999% of humans do not look good unclothed. Topless gardening may have been involved when Adam and Eve realized they were naked.

Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree . . .

Certified orgasmnic.

bonmot, I hate that song. Especially the part where they sing, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time.

well, i suppose it could have been naked auto repair or some kind of demolition....

There once was a gardening magazine that advocated that gardeners should drop their drawers and sit on the soil to determine if it was comfortable for the plants.

I'm with you NC. That's one of my all-time least favorites too.

Most gardeners I know seem to spend a lot of time on their knees weeding and I just got a mental flash of the "Brown-eyed cat". I am trying to erase that image from my mind.

Here you go Steve. Use it wisely.

Vine, women, and thong.

Maybe her furrow needed tilling.

There's something ironic about her being topless in Boulder. (Remember the old "Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder" joke in 6th grade?)

I can see a guy wearing a gardening glove to cover up the dangly bits, a woman not so much. (Another use for duct tape?)

OK, in the U.K. and much of the English-speaking world, a 'pastie' is savoury meat surrounded by a pastry case.
Not exactly sure wearing these while gardening was a great idea, unless the person tended to get a little hungry.

*snork* @ "vine, women and thong."

Mr.Craggy here in the U.S. a pastie is something women put over the nipular area. Savory meat surrounded by a pastry case is called a 'pot pie'. At least that's what I call them.

Long "a" in "pastie" goes over the areola; short "a" in "pastie" goes down the hatch.

(C'mon, y'all. That's a hangin' curve over the middle of the plate . . .)

She probably didn't want to mess up her weeding dress.

Nice Ralph. Maybe that's why my flowers don't do so great. I generally just wear shorts and a t-shirt to work in the yard.

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