AN ANCIENT PASSOVER TRADITION
The cleaning of the laptop.
(Thanks to Shmuel Tennenhaus)
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March 29, 2010
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Oi vay! Humor, you call this?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 29, 2010 at 08:59 AM
Love the hat.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2010 at 09:27 AM
WTFBrisket?!
Posted by: bonmot | March 29, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Oh, that won't get rid of the porn. To do that, you have to go into history and...walks away slowly, whistling under my breath.
Posted by: Steve | March 29, 2010 at 10:12 AM
I just use one of those little cans of compressed air. Of course I am Catholic so maybe that isn't Kosher?
Posted by: nursecindy | March 29, 2010 at 10:18 AM
Why is this post different from all others?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2010 at 11:51 AM
Different how, Meanie??
Posted by: nursecindy | March 29, 2010 at 12:02 PM
I don't get it.
Posted by: NotMyUsualNic | March 29, 2010 at 12:17 PM
nc - if you're not familiar with the Passover Seder, then my joke will make no sense to you. And explaining it will not help the humor, which, in this case, needs all the help it can get.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2010 at 12:20 PM
Whatever the
ritualreason, at least it gets cleaned.Posted by: Tash | March 29, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Why do we play Ghostbusters during the ritual Passover laptop cleansing?
Posted by: MOTW | March 29, 2010 at 12:36 PM
And thank Yaweh I didn't break the blog.Whew.Did I scare anybody?
Posted by: Tash | March 29, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Goy. I don't get it. Pass the shrimp.
Posted by: WriterDude | March 29, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Because
Posted by: YFNRW | March 29, 2010 at 12:37 PM
I'm glad they didn't show the circumcision of the mouse.
Posted by: MOTW | March 29, 2010 at 12:39 PM
*jOYns the clueless*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 29, 2010 at 12:55 PM
Meanie - because tonight we have the matzoh and cirrhosis, which is what happens when a WASP contributes to the Seder.
Posted by: NotSherly | March 29, 2010 at 01:02 PM
Is it true that in the Jewish faith, a fetus isn't considered viable until it graduates from medical school?
Posted by: bonmot | March 29, 2010 at 01:07 PM
bon,
Or law school.
Posted by: wiredog | March 29, 2010 at 01:34 PM
Just in time for Passover: the OiPad.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2010 at 01:58 PM
Is MtB really the youngest one here?
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 29, 2010 at 03:27 PM
Well, I didn't find out about my part-Jewish heritage until 11 years ago, so, in that sense, yeah, obs.
But I forget the other three questions.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2010 at 03:43 PM
I did not make this up, but it's cute anyway:
(To the tune of "My Favorite Things)
Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes
Out with the hametz, no pasta, no knishes
Fish that's gefiltered,
horseradish that stings
These are a few of our Passover things.
Matzoh and karpas and chopped up haroset
Shankbones and kidish and Yiddish neuroses
Tante who kvetches and uncle who sings
These are a few of our Passover things.
Motzi and maror and trouble with Pharoahs
Famines and locust and slaves with wheelbarrows
Matzoh balls floating and eggshell that clings
These are a few of our Passover things.
CHORUS
When the plagues strike
When the lice bite
When we're feeling sad
We simply remember our Passover things
And then we don't feel so bad.
Posted by: bonmot | March 29, 2010 at 04:08 PM
bonmot, I like it!
Posted by: nursecindy | March 29, 2010 at 04:09 PM
Feh, you call that humor? Now The Simpsons last night, that was humor...
Posted by: Sasha Baron Cohen | March 29, 2010 at 04:50 PM
Again - 1:08 of my life gone for ever!
Posted by: Phill McAvity | March 29, 2010 at 11:00 PM
Sacha Cohen playing Freddie Mercury... can't wait to see it! I'm sure he will Freddie justice.
Posted by: jessy | September 21, 2010 at 06:47 AM