ADVISORY TO MOTORISTS OF LINCOLNSHIRE
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March 24, 2010
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Wow, that is some kinda buttsplosion!
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 24, 2010 at 04:50 PM
I know Suz! Reminded me of THIS.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 24, 2010 at 04:54 PM
" . . . equivalent to a firearm . . ."
More like equivalent to a fire-arse!
Posted by: bonmot | March 24, 2010 at 05:17 PM
Yo Tengo Taco Bell!
Meanwhile, I avoid hiring plumbers that wear ties and have flames bursting from their rears.
Posted by: CJrun | March 24, 2010 at 05:21 PM
Any other dangerous and obnoxious things we can rig up motorbikes to do... like make ear-splitting noises, drive like bats out of hell and weave in and out of traffic ? No, wait...
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 24, 2010 at 05:39 PM
He did this to a moped? We call those 'liquor cycles' around here. Looks to me like he's eaten at Taco Bell one too many times this week.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 24, 2010 at 06:05 PM
"Fire in the hole!!"
Posted by: Siouxie | March 24, 2010 at 06:36 PM
Step away from the bean burritos, dude.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 24, 2010 at 07:06 PM
Push a potato in there and talk about a lethal spud gun.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 24, 2010 at 07:44 PM
OK, now I need one for my bike for when this bozo tailgates me in the bike-only lane.
Posted by: padraig | March 24, 2010 at 07:51 PM
Padraig,
That's a good idea. Only I want one for my car for tailgaters. I gave up riding bicycles when I was in college and got hit by a car.
Posted by: Kristina L. | March 24, 2010 at 09:25 PM
This young man has a short but exciting future. We can expect him to create a real bang. Very quickly, he will be everywhere.
Posted by: Steve | March 24, 2010 at 09:34 PM
"Furze. Colin Furze."
Doesn't quite have the same ring....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 24, 2010 at 09:42 PM
Ought to deter tailgaters...
Posted by: Wes S. | March 25, 2010 at 01:01 AM
there's a boffin on his way to getting an asbo.
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 25, 2010 at 07:56 AM
I was wondering where the Indians were testing their new chili bombs.
Posted by: wiredog | March 25, 2010 at 08:55 AM
Kristina: See this.
Posted by: Ralph | March 25, 2010 at 04:58 PM
We won't . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves (aka Brian D.) | March 25, 2010 at 06:29 PM
Methane is indeed volatile. Poof, poof, poof!
Posted by: Dr. Lawrence Kindo | March 27, 2010 at 04:48 AM