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February 26, 2010
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Shouldn't the probation officer be working during the hour Springer is on?
Posted by: MartiniShark | February 26, 2010 at 11:25 AM
I miss Springer taping in Chicago. One of my highlights came when someone pulled up in front of the NBC5 building in a car that bespoke "White Trash in Transit" with a driver that had missing teeth to match.
"Hey, mister. Where is there a place to park?" the guy asked. I gave him directions to a couple of lots that were close at hand, much to the amusement of a person on there way to a legal technology show on the other side Columbus Drive.
I thought he was going to need oxygen when I told him that my first inclination was to say "Just leave your car here and the valet parking will take care of it." Sometimes Lent can be a good thing for improving behavior.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 26, 2010 at 12:56 PM
I think that there is a compelling legal argument to be made that appearing on Jerry Springer is a valid defense: Insanity.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 26, 2010 at 01:15 PM
I'm pretty sure that insanity is a pre-req for going on that show.
Posted by: Steve | February 26, 2010 at 02:09 PM
The probation officer was working, watching springer is a great way to find crooks.
Posted by: abbie normal | February 26, 2010 at 02:49 PM
Can someone please do a little extra gene pool thinning, starting with Springer? Thank you.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2010 at 02:54 PM
Now, Springer provides a valuable service. How do you know you're close to hitting rock bottom unless you can watch his show and see what it looks like?
Posted by: Steve | February 26, 2010 at 07:57 PM
I live close to Lincolnton. I am not surprised by this. Although there are some nice,sane people there. I think I met him one day.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 26, 2010 at 09:41 PM
Why does a girl go with a guy to a strip bar? If she's good looking theres gonna be a bunch of drunks leering at her. If she's not good looking there gonna be a bunch of drunks leering at her. Maybe I've answered my own question.
Posted by: LeDud | February 27, 2010 at 07:00 PM