PERHAPS HE'LL MAKE THE PRISON ARCHERY TEAM
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February 23, 2010
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I kind of wish he'd been arrested here.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 23, 2010 at 07:38 AM
Am I the only one who think he looks like House on a bad day?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 23, 2010 at 07:52 AM
Har! House stole Wilson's wallet! Again!
Posted by: CJrun | February 23, 2010 at 08:04 AM
Robin Hood
thought robbin' would
Get him drug money, but then:
Robin got nailed
He will be jailed
And welcomed by his 'merry men'.
(House has a 'good' day??)
Posted by: trustf8 | February 23, 2010 at 08:07 AM
Robin Hood: He steals from the rich and gives to his dealer.
BTW: What kind of parents would name their child Robin Hood?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | February 23, 2010 at 08:11 AM
He shoulda worn the Hood in his mug shot and got a trademark thing going.
Good one, tf8.
Posted by: NotSherly | February 23, 2010 at 08:17 AM
He's more of a King Richard.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 23, 2010 at 08:44 AM
You're not supposed to keep the identity you steal. You give it to the identity-poor who are struggling under the king's oppresive identity-taxes.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 23, 2010 at 09:09 AM
With the proof in his pants
Cops could advance
and accuse Hood that he was a carryin'.
Now he'll 'find the soap'
In jail HE's the DOPE
(He'll wished he'd stayed home & made Marion)
Posted by: trustf8 | February 23, 2010 at 09:28 AM
HAH! Bubba's gonna make him his "Maid Marion" (IYCMD)
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2010 at 09:50 AM
What would the good Friar say??
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 23, 2010 at 10:51 AM
Was he arrested by County Sheriff Nottingham?
Posted by: padraig | February 23, 2010 at 11:01 AM
BTW: What kind of parents would name their child Robin Hood?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | February 23, 2010 at 08:11 AM
The same kind of people my parents neighbors are. They named their daughter Merry. Their last name is Christmas.isianmtu.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 23, 2010 at 12:10 PM
My what large ears Hood has
Posted by: PhilinTexas | February 23, 2010 at 06:42 PM