HEADLINE WRITING 101
Avoid ones like this:
Teacher given good behaviour for underage sex
VIDEO: NBA Mascots Eat Cheerleaders
Nationals 'aggressively pursuing' Wang
(Thanks to Allen at Division, jtd7, Jeff Ledford)
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Avoid ones like this:
Teacher given good behaviour for underage sex
VIDEO: NBA Mascots Eat Cheerleaders
Nationals 'aggressively pursuing' Wang
(Thanks to Allen at Division, jtd7, Jeff Ledford)
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'Teacher Given Good Behaviour for Underage Sex'
duh! Of course it SHOULD have read:
'Teacher Given Good Sex for Underage Behavior'
Posted by: trustf8 | February 24, 2010 at 04:58 PM
Well, she WAS a physical education trainee teacher, after all.
Those new teachers tend to be a bit overzealous.
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 24, 2010 at 05:03 PM
*flaps at Ducky* Hey there! LTNS!! How've you been?
Posted by: Diva | February 24, 2010 at 05:08 PM
*flaps @ Diva*
Fine, thanks, but too much work and not enough blog.
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 24, 2010 at 05:10 PM
Despite aggressively pursuing Wang, my cupboard remains bare.
Posted by: Suzy Q | February 24, 2010 at 05:11 PM
Isn't Aggressively Pursuing Wang the sequel to Desperately Seeking Susan?
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 24, 2010 at 05:15 PM
or "
SuzyQSusan Desperate Seeking Wang"?*WAVES @ Duckness* (smooooooch)
Posted by: Siouxie | February 24, 2010 at 05:17 PM
*WAVES &(((Siouxie)))* (smooch!)
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 24, 2010 at 05:22 PM
But...it was totally accurate, they did eat the cheerleader.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 24, 2010 at 05:25 PM
Name and Phrase We Are Not Making Fun Of, because of the Blog's policy: "Her solicitor David Dickinson..."
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 24, 2010 at 05:39 PM
Nonsense. An accidentally hilarious headline is wonderful if you have a sense of humor and a slightly dirty mind.
If we can laugh, the day isn't a total loss.
Posted by: Steve | February 24, 2010 at 05:40 PM
*wonders if judi implies significance of 'head'lines...*
Posted by: trustf8 | February 24, 2010 at 05:43 PM
Hey, if the Wang fits...
Posted by: Suzy Q | February 24, 2010 at 06:05 PM
. . . aggressively pursue it!
Posted by: bonmot | February 24, 2010 at 06:08 PM
The Natinals strike again. The next headline will be Mets Beat Wang.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 24, 2010 at 06:47 PM
who's being fired for the NBA posting?
Dave posted it 'bout 1:30 on monday.
Posted by: chuck | February 24, 2010 at 09:55 PM
Another dubious headline.
Posted by: Ralph | February 25, 2010 at 06:02 AM
More here.
Posted by: Ralph | February 25, 2010 at 06:11 AM
Those are hysterical, Ralph.
Posted by: NotSherly | February 25, 2010 at 07:35 AM
Of course, the single greatest headline ever was totally accurate: Headless Body in Topless Bar.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 25, 2010 at 07:37 AM
well, i for one hope the Mets can beat wang.
they've had a rough couple seasons....
Posted by: queensbee | February 25, 2010 at 07:41 AM
I think the more appropriate headline would be...
Yanks Beat Wang
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 25, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Either I just snorted milk out of my nose or I'm getting a cold.
Posted by: Steve | February 25, 2010 at 10:42 AM
My all time favorite...
Jane Fonda's Advice to Teens... Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy
Posted by: Statelywaynemanor | August 12, 2010 at 01:07 AM