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February 24, 2010
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Better than "Two Teachers, One Cup".
Posted by: bonmot | February 24, 2010 at 06:01 PM
They definitely earned 'good behavior'!
Posted by: trustf8 | February 24, 2010 at 06:07 PM
Sex ed hoser style, eh. Gave her a little moosehead, eh.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 24, 2010 at 06:41 PM
I'm thinking back about my 2 favorite teachers, Mr.Barone my math teacher who once raised my algebra grade to a c- because I started crying, and Miss Cherry, my first grade teacher. Now I'm trying to imagine them doing something like this and I just can't do it. I remember being shocked that one of my teachers was divorced! You would never see Tash doing something like this. Right Tash?
Posted by: nursecindy | February 24, 2010 at 07:55 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Canada.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 24, 2010 at 08:10 PM
*OhSnork* @ Meanie!
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 24, 2010 at 09:09 PM
Well, it was just smoother than the inside of the math teacher's thigh!
Posted by: pogo | February 24, 2010 at 10:19 PM
I think his Winnipeg got a little too close to her Regina.
Posted by: SW | February 24, 2010 at 11:16 PM
They are being recruited by Tampa, Lap-Dance Capital of the World.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 24, 2010 at 11:51 PM
It's pretty scary that the students have more sense and maturity than the teaching staff.
And people wonder at the increasing popularity of homeschooling...?
Posted by: Wes S. | February 25, 2010 at 01:06 AM
Where were teachers like that when I was in high school?
Posted by: wiredog | February 25, 2010 at 08:28 AM
You,
On the faculty
Must plainly see
The cellphones nearby
And so,
Because you're jerks
You now can kiss
Your tenure goodbye.
Teach
Your children well
Outrage won't quell
Won't slowly go by
One deed
Can wreck your dreams
The one they film's
The one you'll hang by.
Don't you ever stop and think
If they filmed you, you would sink
So just look around for spies
And know there's YouTube.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 25, 2010 at 08:54 AM
Was there music playing?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 25, 2010 at 08:54 AM
It only received 4.5 stars?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 25, 2010 at 09:04 AM
*snork* @ MtB
Posted by: NotSherly | February 25, 2010 at 09:09 AM
LOL good one, Meanie!!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2010 at 09:33 AM
I went to one of my daughter's ball games when she was in school. They had a "dance team" performance that really opened my eyes. I felt uneasy just watching it. I am not a prude but I am an adult and these were kids.
Strangely enough, the school administration claimed a student survey showed "no sexual activity" among the students.
Nonsense, I just watched it.
Now I know where they got some basic training.
Posted by: Steve | February 25, 2010 at 10:37 AM
LMAO, Meanie
"He is sticking his head into her crotch, into her private area,"
I'm so glad he felt the need to define what a crotch is.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 25, 2010 at 10:40 AM