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February 24, 2010

CSI: FERGUS FALLS

The rats, which appeared to be domesticated, had urinated and defecated on her mail.

We wouldn't mind if they did that to most of our mail.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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I'm sure that it was a lab test to see if junk mail causes cancer in rats.

Never trust a rat.

What is with all the unsolicited rodents* in the mail lately? Is somebody mass mailing peanut butter samples?

*wbagnfarb

I think this is how the Black Death started 500 years ago.

"Junk Mail Plague" WBAGNFARB

This is even more disgusting than snail mail.

For cheap rats, I recommend Rodentpro, but they ship via UPS.

For more expensive rats, see Congress.

You dirty rats!

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