CANCEL THAT TRIP TO THE MAGIC KINGDOM
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Sort of a new take on 'American Idol'?
Posted by: JG | February 24, 2010 at 08:38 AM
Clearly, pissoirs (pictured in the article) were invented for the convenience of men. Where is an easy way to pee publicly for women, I ask you?
Other than that, how bizarre.
Posted by: KLB | February 24, 2010 at 08:51 AM
Attention British Empire: the sun has set.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 24, 2010 at 08:51 AM
" along with other popular entertainments such vibrating floors and electrocution."
I'm starting to wonder about those Brits.
Posted by: Alaska Marty | February 24, 2010 at 08:55 AM
Featured Rides:
It's a Smell World
Pirates of the Caripeein'
Mad Pee Party
Posted by: trustf8 | February 24, 2010 at 09:11 AM
Both Mr. Coconuts and I are in the elite minority of those who can smell asparagus in urine........
just sayin'
Posted by: Coconuts | February 24, 2010 at 09:12 AM
Combined with the earlier story that Brits only change their bedsheets 3 times a year...ewwww.
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 24, 2010 at 09:49 AM
I admit to being in that apparent minority that does not care for Disney World (Look-a line! Let's go get in it to see if it goes somewhere!). However, it isn't clear from this what the "attraction" is. Do you pay them or do they pay you?
In most cases, "Smells like piss in here", is not how you get the customer through the gate.
Posted by: Steve | February 24, 2010 at 11:05 AM
Smells like urine here.
Posted by: bonmot | February 24, 2010 at 11:07 AM
"The winning smell will join the smell of burning hair and rotting meat in the new attraction"
Attraction?
I do not think this word means what you think it means.
Posted by: padraig | February 24, 2010 at 11:13 AM
When they're done with that "attraction", they can try the interactive phenomenon of "sip some of this milk that's been in the back of the refridgerator for who knows how long and tell me it it's still good."
Posted by: bonmot | February 24, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Meanie I agree. The sun has set, the fat lady has sung, the flag has been folded and put away and somewhere someone is playing taps for the British Empire.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 24, 2010 at 12:38 PM
Adding to tf8's list:
The Bladderhorn
Tilt-A-Whizz
Splash Mountain (ewww)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 24, 2010 at 01:16 PM
"...with the most disgusting urinator winning £500...."
Urine the money.
Posted by: Ralph | February 24, 2010 at 01:57 PM
Peeter Pan's Adventure
Posted by: Siouxie | February 24, 2010 at 02:30 PM
20000 Leagues Under the Pee
Posted by: Dorakay | February 24, 2010 at 02:55 PM
Stand or sit for a photo with Tinklebell.
If you get the urge, sample our apeeling recipees!
(aaaaah, good 'ole toilet humor)
Posted by: trustf8 | February 24, 2010 at 03:04 PM
Don't forget Auto-pee-a.
Posted by: bonmot | February 24, 2010 at 03:35 PM
Cinderella's Golden Shower Carousel
Posted by: Siouxie | February 24, 2010 at 03:48 PM
yikes! breaking news: stay away from sea world...
Posted by: trustf8 | February 24, 2010 at 03:57 PM
CANCEL THAT TRIP TO SEAWORLD
Posted by: trustf8 | February 24, 2010 at 03:58 PM
Try spinach, asparagus, garlic, onions, Kimchee, and stout. An unbeatable combination.
Posted by: ken in sc | February 25, 2010 at 08:29 PM
I forgot the main one; a big ole multivitamin tablet.
Posted by: ken in sc | February 25, 2010 at 08:36 PM