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Cops stop cyclist with butcher knife-pool cue axe
He's probably in some kind of league.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Siouxie?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 27, 2010 at 09:00 AM
Apparently alcohol was involved.
And crack.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 27, 2010 at 09:02 AM
Not exactly, Jeff. I don't play pool ;P
Posted by: Siouxie | January 27, 2010 at 09:04 AM
Oh, it was in Alexandria. That explains a lot.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 27, 2010 at 09:29 AM
DOH! There goes my patent!
Posted by: Punkin | January 27, 2010 at 09:32 AM
Tour de France is gonna be ROUGH this year...
Posted by: padraig | January 27, 2010 at 09:39 AM
Does it also do Julienne fries?
Posted by: Braniff | January 27, 2010 at 09:46 AM
Hammie,I was thinking that myself. I spent a fair amount of time there when I was stationed out Leesville way with the 5th D.
Posted by: wiredog | January 27, 2010 at 09:49 AM
It's a sophisticated piece of historic billiard/surgery equipment, used for the famed double-banked-kidney-in-the-corner-pocket shot executed in 1972 by Dr. Louisiana Wide. While the patient/opponent did not survive, the shot earned Dr. Wide the match, and a place in billiards legend.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2010 at 09:55 AM
League of Extraordinary Lunatics
Posted by: Tash | January 27, 2010 at 09:56 AM
Need to remember to have a light attached to my bike on the way to this year's Ren-Fest.
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 27, 2010 at 09:59 AM
Duct Tape. 1001 uses.
Now, 1002.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 27, 2010 at 10:15 AM
The Amazing Ronco Chopshot Cue. But that's not all!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 27, 2010 at 10:20 AM
LOL Tash. Definitely a League of his own....
Posted by: Siouxie | January 27, 2010 at 10:24 AM
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
With a knife-on-the-stick-of-my-cue!
I don't have no employer,
And can't afford a lawyer
But you'll look sweet
Smokin' crack on the seat
Of my bicycle built for two.
Posted by: trustf8 | January 27, 2010 at 10:39 AM
*Turn-of-the-century (last one) SNORK!@tf8*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2010 at 10:45 AM
backatcha mtb, you 'lizard wizard'
Posted by: trustf8 | January 27, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Also *snorks* @tf8.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 27, 2010 at 10:59 AM
trustf8, right on cue . . .
Posted by: bonmot | January 27, 2010 at 11:20 AM
*blushes*...
umm, this works too:
...'Butt you'll look sweet
With your Smokin' crack on the seat
Of my bicycle built for two'
Posted by: trustf8 | January 27, 2010 at 11:25 AM
And he also had a razor blade in his hat.
...Sounds like an updated version of the old Jim Croce song "Bad Bad Leroy Brown"...
Posted by: Wes S. | January 27, 2010 at 12:03 PM
He was defending himself against pool sharks.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 27, 2010 at 01:16 PM
It's a pool halberd.
Posted by: bonmot | January 27, 2010 at 01:23 PM
It's a pool halberd.
Posted by: bonmot | January 27, 2010 at 01:23 PM
Maybe the ".html" isn't always necessary?
Sorry, y'all.
Posted by: bonmot | January 27, 2010 at 01:29 PM
Perchance he was en route to a joust?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 27, 2010 at 01:56 PM
Sir Moron?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 27, 2010 at 02:06 PM
Or, Sir Lance-alot
Posted by: nannie | January 27, 2010 at 03:04 PM
Low-rent Renaissance fair, or a D&D game gone horribly wrong?
Posted by: Mad Librarian | January 27, 2010 at 03:06 PM
For some reason the song:
I am the good Prince Lancelot,
I love to sing and dance a lot.
Keeps going through my head.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 27, 2010 at 03:12 PM
Ya got trouble, right here in River city!
With a capital "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for Pool!
Posted by: Ralph | January 27, 2010 at 03:12 PM
Halberd: the original Swiss army knife.
Posted by: SSpeshulEd | January 27, 2010 at 03:19 PM
Fast Eddie Felson going to a rematch with Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 27, 2010 at 03:45 PM
A real Tour de Lance!
Posted by: bonmot | January 27, 2010 at 04:25 PM
How about Sir Lanceaboil?
I think he's the spearhead of the revolution. Sharp as a razor. A crack intellect. A visionary treading on the bloody edge. Ahead of the cycle (or a 'head on a cycle).
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 27, 2010 at 05:05 PM
Again bad reporting. Was he wearing a helmet ?
Posted by: bmb | January 27, 2010 at 05:20 PM
(Think Robert Zimmerman)
Well, I see you got your brand new butcher knife-pool cue axe
Yes, I see you got your brand new butcher knife-pool cue axe
Well, you must tell me, baby
How it's possible for you to relax
Under your brand new butcher knife-pool cue axe
Well, you look so gritty with it
Honey, can I swing it around sometime?
Yes, I just wanna see
If it's really that defensive kind
You know it balances on your bike
Just like a push rod balances
On a little white line
Your brand new butcher knife-pool cue axe
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2010 at 08:11 PM
If I only had a weapon. Hmmmm.... Duct tape? No. Pool cue? Maybe. Butcher knife? Better..... HEYYYY!!!!.....
Posted by: AlanBoss | January 28, 2010 at 12:00 AM
On a bike...with a pool cue...attached to a butcher knife...
Even the ghetto drive-bys have been hit by budget cuts.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 28, 2010 at 02:30 AM
I didn't know that Lance Armstrong had moved to Miami.
Posted by: Zeitgeist | January 29, 2010 at 09:11 AM