WE HAD NO IDEA
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I'm holding out [insert your own joke here] for Jennifer Love Hewitt's line of bedazzled AVs.
Posted by: Lairbo | January 17, 2010 at 12:10 PM
It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it...
Posted by: Wes S | January 17, 2010 at 12:23 PM
Thanks for sharing that, Lairbo, but that is definitely TMI.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 17, 2010 at 12:49 PM
This morning's posts are showing an alarming trend. I want it stopped, and I want it stopped now.
And then I want it stopped again.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 17, 2010 at 12:50 PM
If there is not already a band named Artificial Vagina, I'm going to start one.
Posted by: Mike | January 17, 2010 at 12:50 PM
I think the Missouri model should be called The Anteater, but maybe that's just me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 17, 2010 at 12:51 PM
First one to write a scene for The Artificial Vagina Monologues wins a French Model with a newly replaced liner!
Posted by: Lairbo | January 17, 2010 at 01:06 PM
Too bad they are so small!
Posted by: Elmo | January 17, 2010 at 01:08 PM
Keep dreaming Elmo.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 17, 2010 at 01:16 PM
Beats carrying around that big blow up mare I guess.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 17, 2010 at 01:42 PM
I have lived, and ridden horses, in both Colorado and Missouri. I also had no idea, and would have preferred it stayed that way.
Posted by: WriterDude | January 17, 2010 at 01:48 PM
*snork* @ Loudmouth.
Posted by: Lairbo | January 17, 2010 at 02:01 PM
I'm still kind of wondering how they use these things - horses don't have opposing thumbs, you know...
Posted by: Elmo | January 17, 2010 at 02:13 PM
*snork*@Elmo, for both!
I'm there with you, for both. I mean, Jeez, how low do you have to be in the stable hierarchy (don't answer that, Loudmouth), to be assigned that job?
Posted by: CJrun | January 17, 2010 at 02:25 PM
So, when we have a headache, we could just hand over the Colorado model?
Good for birth control too. Quick, switch to this!
Posted by: Tash | January 17, 2010 at 02:35 PM
Geez, Elmo, are we a bit 'ego-testicle'????
Posted by: Tiffi | January 17, 2010 at 02:40 PM
Didn't Mike Rowe handle one of these on Dirty Jobs?
Posted by: Lairbo | January 17, 2010 at 02:56 PM
So, I'm picturing a cowboy, holdin' one of these babies, kinda like a center in football, only this football is "special." Then, what? The horse moseys on over and mounts him? Wait, that wouldn't work. The cowboy would definitely have to be up on some sort of box or something to get him to the right height. Yes, then that would work, but only if someone else was in front of the cowboy holding his shoulders so he's not knocked over by the amorous horse, in which case Cowboy #2 would end up with his freshly circumcised manparts right at the oral level of Cowboy #1.
Am I overthinking this?
Posted by: Suzy Q | January 17, 2010 at 04:07 PM
Suzy: Yes. See the linkies.
I had a friend who once tried to pick up dates by announcing he was a certified artificial inseminator. It didn't work.
Posted by: Ralph | January 17, 2010 at 04:30 PM
I like horses but I don't LOVE horses.
Posted by: Steve | January 17, 2010 at 04:47 PM
Do they have these in (on?) Farmville?
Posted by: Lairbo | January 17, 2010 at 05:13 PM
Roy Rogers: Dale, I'm gonna be out in the barn for a bit.
Dale Evans: A bit of what?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 17, 2010 at 05:32 PM
Put a blond wig on any one of them and I knew guys in college who would have gladly dated them. Couple of those guys wouldn't need the wig.
Posted by: padraig | January 17, 2010 at 06:28 PM
BTW, doesn't look like Siouxie's around today, so on her behalf I'll remind everyone that she bred horses for years until she found out they can do it by themselves.
Posted by: padraig | January 17, 2010 at 06:30 PM
"Oh WIL-L-L-L-BUR-R-R-R-R-R!"
Posted by: Wes S. | January 17, 2010 at 06:30 PM
Yeah. Horses. Right.
Posted by: Suzie-Q | January 17, 2010 at 07:22 PM
Why bred horses? I can see breding fish or chicken but horses? Suzy-Q, you know our Siouxie is sweet and innocent. Also eventually she will be back on the blog.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 17, 2010 at 08:14 PM
This thread has been tremendously enlightening ... except for the part in the linked item that said "smegma" = "detritus" ...
I gnu that ... Microbiology 316 ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 17, 2010 at 08:39 PM
Infomercial Announcer: " But wait... there's more ! Order now and you get this deluxe Walkman with 24 Sinatra tapes... absolutely free ! Isn't that amazing ? "
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 17, 2010 at 10:21 PM
That was me, cindy, but my machete wounds are still healing, so let's let Siouxie think it was Suzy-Q. Unless they're.... THE SAME PERSON!!! AIEEEEEE!
Posted by: padraig | January 17, 2010 at 10:54 PM
"Detritus Such As Smegma" WBAGNFARB
Posted by: bonmot | January 18, 2010 at 11:32 AM