VIRGIN MARY SIGHTINGS UPDATE
Now: a potato chip.
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January 26, 2010
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Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2010 at 08:05 AM
Wow!Beware of the potato chip.
Posted by: Theresa | January 26, 2010 at 08:21 AM
Flip it over. It's a map of Idaho.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 26, 2010 at 08:33 AM
It's...it's...it's a freaking brown blob.
Get over it, lady.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 26, 2010 at 08:41 AM
Meanie - had the same thought....whenever there's a story like this, I always remember when Johnny Carson played the practical joke on that potato chip lady by pretending to eat one of her special chips.
Posted by: tw | January 26, 2010 at 08:48 AM
Gary 'mugshot' Coleman in a smurf hat?
Posted by: trustf8 | January 26, 2010 at 09:14 AM
she does get around, dunt she??
i'll get on that handbasket now.
Posted by: queensbee | January 26, 2010 at 09:17 AM
Well, queen...it is in a bag of Lays.
Posted by: Punkin | January 26, 2010 at 09:29 AM
No one can eat just one virgin...
*jumps in with queenie!*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 26, 2010 at 09:35 AM
*punches Queenie * Siouxies' tickets*
"Aaaalllll abbboooaaarrd!"
Posted by: Punkin | January 26, 2010 at 09:36 AM
How do these get on the news?????
Posted by: Tash | January 26, 2010 at 09:41 AM
God: "What Great Works have you caused to come forth, my Host of Angels?"
Raphael: "A glorious sunrise, my Lord."
Michael: "A rescue of trapped children from a collapsed building. A true miracle, my Lord!"
Ariel: "A bountiful harvest to feed the multitudes, all to your Glory!"
Fred: "I created a potato chip in the likeness of Mary, Lord."
God: "Fred. We must talk."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 26, 2010 at 09:56 AM
Quoting a long-ago blog comment, from a long-ago Virgin Mary Update:
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2010 at 10:08 AM
HAH! Hammie!! Here's an
angel for ya!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 26, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Good morning, and thank you for choosing Handbasket Airways for your trip.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2010 at 10:18 AM
edible Virgin Mary
18 years of Catholic education makes me shudder at that comment.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 26, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Looks more like a Dementor to me.
Posted by: marfie | January 26, 2010 at 11:59 AM
Has anyone ever thought that maybe these sightings on potato chips, and other junk foods are God's way of telling them they're too fat and they need to cut out the junk? After all, who better to tell you to quit eating junk and eat a vegetable than your Mother?? You never see these sightings on carrot sticks.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2010 at 03:37 PM
I know, Cindy. I'm still trying to find a 'face' on here
Posted by: trustf8 | January 26, 2010 at 04:37 PM