THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now: bagels.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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"There's no immediate word on who burned the bagel in the toaster oven or what type of bagel it was."
Inspector Closeau: "The burning kind"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 28, 2010 at 07:38 AM
I've had beans empty a room before.
Posted by: Punkin | January 28, 2010 at 07:42 AM
*sets out platter of assorted
burntbagels, cream cheese, jellies*Posted by: Siouxie | January 28, 2010 at 08:00 AM
If they were worried about terrorism, why didn't they go into a loxdown?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 28, 2010 at 08:02 AM
Have they searched everybody for cream cheese?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 28, 2010 at 08:03 AM
*picks up burnt bagel, fans it toward smoke detector, waits for firefighters*
Posted by: NotSherly | January 28, 2010 at 08:04 AM
There's no immediate word on who burned the bagel, but police have a person in custody suspected of cutting the cheese.
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 28, 2010 at 08:07 AM
*groans at Meanie*
I saw Burning Bagel open for Carole King.
They weren't that bad.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 28, 2010 at 08:08 AM
(Mayor) Sam Adams - brewer, patriot, bagel-lover.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 28, 2010 at 08:12 AM
This is why the public should just drive by Krispy Kreme in an orderly manner...Don't try these dangerous "cooking" stunts at home.
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 28, 2010 at 08:48 AM
Say this five times....bumbling burning bagel brouhaha
Posted by: Coconuts | January 28, 2010 at 09:23 AM
Someone was waiting for the toaster oven to pop up.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 28, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Schmear tactics!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 28, 2010 at 10:25 AM
*snorks* @ mtb!
Posted by: bonmot | January 28, 2010 at 01:06 PM
Thank goodness nobody had burned popcorn in the microwave. They would have called out the National Guard.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 28, 2010 at 01:27 PM
That can't be the hole story. Those terrorists are natural bread killers.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 28, 2010 at 05:41 PM