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January 26, 2010

THIS JUST IN FROM PHUKET

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A would-be rapist got his comeuppance on January 7, when he climbed naked through the wrong window and met his intended victim’s mother – meat cleaver in hand.

Key Names: Phongphetch Bunyadisak, Phimphimon Phetchcharoen.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Twenty-eight-year-old villager Phongphetch Bunyadisak climbed through the window of a home in his village in Muang District, allegedly after the prize-winning teenage schoolgirl who lived there.

What prize, Most Likely to Be Raped?

Moron.

I guess Phongphetch (which is a great name) was lucky mom only got him in the back of the head with the cleaver.

I bet Siouxie's aim would have been better.

He also has a bad temper and frequently assaults people, even monks, Mrs Phimphimon alleged.

Does he fondle them too?

NTTAWWT

He'd be more like Dhongphetch, Jeff (IYKWIM)(AITYD)

I dunno, I think "Pad Thai feast turns fatal" is more personally important. I'm much more likely to eat pad thai than get blasted, climb through a window, and fondle a 52 year old woman.

Depends what you drank with the pad Thai, wiredog.

The drunken would-be rapist is also "... an unemployed drug addict who is always stealing from other villagers ... has a bad temper and frequently assaults people, even monks .... recently released from prison after serving time for the attempted murder of his own mother."

"Deputy Inspector Charin Khao-iam of the Muang District Police said the villagers are all thoroughly fed up with Mr Phongphetch’s behavior."


Better not hesitate - he sounds like a real catch, ladies!

Sounds as though he almost had his comeuppance choppedoffous.

I like that woman.

great names there. love em.

If Mom had better aim he'd never phuket again.

Met with a cleaver
While looking for beaver

tf8, sounds like the makings of a great limerick.

Beaver Cleaver WBAGNFA TV character machete

With deep bow to trustf8:

There was a young drunk from Muang District
Whose code of behavior was not strict
He met with a cleaver while looking for beaver
And wound up getting his ass kicked

Nice Lairbo!

(I tried but quit, just said 'phuket')

Good one, Lairbo!!!

A drunken Thailander named Phongphetch,
Thought prize-winning Phimphimon his catch.
He went for the beaver,
but mom had a cleaver,
and now he's an imprisoned wretch.

"...the prize-winning teenage schoolgirl" ???
They give prizes?!

No one noticed that this was filed under "Queer News?"

I dunno, I think "Pad Thai feast turns fatal" is more personally important. I'm much more likely to eat pad thai than get blasted, climb through a window, and fondle a 52 year old woman.

Posted by: wiredog | January 26, 2010 at 11:27 AM
It's nice to know that wiredog has his limits and would never touch this 52 year old woman. Wiredog I've lost a little respect for you and I'm not even 52 years old yet.

It's prounced "Poo-kett". On the other hand, lots of Thai people are named "Porn".


Fondling Monks WBAGNFARB.

Fondling Nurses would, too.

*SMACKS* bonmot.

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