THIS JUST IN FROM PHUKET
A would-be rapist got his comeuppance on January
7, when he climbed naked through the wrong window and met his intended
victim’s mother – meat cleaver in hand.
Key Names: Phongphetch Bunyadisak, Phimphimon Phetchcharoen.
(Thanks to Ralph)
Twenty-eight-year-old villager Phongphetch Bunyadisak climbed through the window of a home in his village in Muang District, allegedly after the prize-winning teenage schoolgirl who lived there.
What prize, Most Likely to Be Raped?
Moron.
I guess Phongphetch (which is a great name) was lucky mom only got him in the back of the head with the cleaver.
I bet Siouxie's aim would have been better.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 26, 2010 at 11:17 AM
He also has a bad temper and frequently assaults people, even monks, Mrs Phimphimon alleged.
Does he fondle them too?
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 26, 2010 at 11:19 AM
He'd be more like Dhongphetch, Jeff (IYKWIM)(AITYD)
Posted by: Siouxie | January 26, 2010 at 11:23 AM
I dunno, I think "Pad Thai feast turns fatal" is more personally important. I'm much more likely to eat pad thai than get blasted, climb through a window, and fondle a 52 year old woman.
Posted by: wiredog | January 26, 2010 at 11:27 AM
Depends what you drank with the pad Thai, wiredog.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 26, 2010 at 11:45 AM
The drunken would-be rapist is also "... an unemployed drug addict who is always stealing from other villagers ... has a bad temper and frequently assaults people, even monks .... recently released from prison after serving time for the attempted murder of his own mother."
"Deputy Inspector Charin Khao-iam of the Muang District Police said the villagers are all thoroughly fed up with Mr Phongphetch’s behavior."
Better not hesitate - he sounds like a real catch, ladies!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Sounds as though he almost had his comeuppance choppedoffous.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 26, 2010 at 11:52 AM
I like that woman.
Posted by: marfie | January 26, 2010 at 11:54 AM
great names there. love em.
Posted by: queensbee | January 26, 2010 at 12:01 PM
If Mom had better aim he'd never phuket again.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 26, 2010 at 12:03 PM
Met with a cleaver
While looking for beaver
Posted by: trustf8 | January 26, 2010 at 12:14 PM
tf8, sounds like the makings of a great limerick.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 26, 2010 at 12:24 PM
Beaver Cleaver WBAGNFA
TV charactermachetePosted by: trustf8 | January 26, 2010 at 12:32 PM
With deep bow to trustf8:
There was a young drunk from Muang District
Whose code of behavior was not strict
He met with a cleaver while looking for beaver
And wound up getting his ass kicked
Posted by: Lairbo | January 26, 2010 at 12:38 PM
Nice Lairbo!
(I tried but quit, just said 'phuket')
Posted by: trustf8 | January 26, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Good one, Lairbo!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 26, 2010 at 12:46 PM
A drunken Thailander named Phongphetch,
Thought prize-winning Phimphimon his catch.
He went for the beaver,
but mom had a cleaver,
and now he's an imprisoned wretch.
Posted by: bonmot | January 26, 2010 at 01:38 PM
"...the prize-winning teenage schoolgirl" ???
They give prizes?!
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 26, 2010 at 01:49 PM
No one noticed that this was filed under "Queer News?"
Posted by: PhilB | January 26, 2010 at 03:00 PM
I dunno, I think "Pad Thai feast turns fatal" is more personally important. I'm much more likely to eat pad thai than get blasted, climb through a window, and fondle a 52 year old woman.
Posted by: wiredog | January 26, 2010 at 11:27 AM
It's nice to know that wiredog has his limits and would never touch this 52 year old woman. Wiredog I've lost a little respect for you and I'm not even 52 years old yet.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2010 at 09:46 PM
It's prounced "Poo-kett". On the other hand, lots of Thai people are named "Porn".
Posted by: WallyBallou | January 27, 2010 at 06:49 AM
Fondling Monks WBAGNFARB.
Fondling Nurses would, too.
Posted by: bonmot | January 27, 2010 at 10:09 AM
*SMACKS* bonmot.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 27, 2010 at 11:21 AM