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A two-butted chicken named J-Lo.
(Thanks to Rich Klinzman)
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Twice the poop for the same amount of eggs?
I'm thinking coq au vin.
Posted by: bonmot | January 25, 2010 at 10:18 AM
Just in time for the Grammys!
Posted by: padraig | January 25, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Can she handle two cocks at once?
(sorry)
Posted by: trustf8 | January 25, 2010 at 10:23 AM
If this chicken has two butts there must be a butt-less chicken somewhere. And a cranky one at that.
Posted by: Mitch | January 25, 2010 at 10:30 AM
"But she can only lay one egg at a time."
Why would she be able to lay more than one? Eggs come from a different private part of a chicken.
Posted by: Jeff Tompkins | January 25, 2010 at 10:30 AM
I believe the answer would be "yes", tf8.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2010 at 10:30 AM
This is SO not going to help with the "Which came first?" conundrum.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2010 at 10:33 AM
This bird would fit in anywhere, 'cause there's always room for Jlo
Posted by: JG | January 25, 2010 at 11:14 AM
*meant to say 'roosters'*
Alfred & Anna wouldn't be any relation to our fave blog chick
with one hooha, now would they?Posted by: trustf8 | January 25, 2010 at 11:28 AM
Good one JG.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 25, 2010 at 11:29 AM
*snork* @ jg!
Posted by: bonmot | January 25, 2010 at 11:46 AM
What's the big deal? Supermarkets have had three-legged chickens, boneless hams, chocolate milk, and various other GM products for years now.
Posted by: Ralph | January 25, 2010 at 12:36 PM
butt...butt...
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 25, 2010 at 12:54 PM
I think the two-butted chicken is already in Washington.
Posted by: wiredog | January 25, 2010 at 12:56 PM
There once was a chicken's posterior
Which turned out one hundred percent rearier
Than the usual fowl
So, it's owner did howl
"To J-Lo's butt it was superior"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2010 at 01:59 PM
clap clap clap!
Posted by: bonmot | January 25, 2010 at 02:27 PM
More marital mayhem:
" Does this dress make my ass look fat ? "
" Which one ? "
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 25, 2010 at 02:27 PM
Jeff, sorry, you need to read up on chickens. They only have one opening for all functions.
Posted by: ken in sc | January 25, 2010 at 03:02 PM
Can you imagine what the real J-Lo could do with this setup? I mean, look what she's done with only ONE keister!
Posted by: padraig | January 25, 2010 at 04:23 PM
Applauds Meanie.
So it admires itself in the mirrior?
Posted by: NotSherly | January 25, 2010 at 04:24 PM
J-Lo made and ass of herself. Then, she did it again!
Posted by: Steve | January 25, 2010 at 07:38 PM
This is a boon to all of us that love the chicken butt the best.
Oh I can remember the family dinners, where us kids would argue over who got the butt tonight.
We all knew that The Rich Folks sat down to a plate of chicken butts, for sure.
Posted by: TSK | January 26, 2010 at 12:03 AM