ROMANCE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Loyal Blow-Up Doll Saves Owner's Life
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Remember folks, blow-up dolls aren’t just made for pleasure; they’re also made for saving lives!
Aw, that's so hearwarming.
So did they lock the creepy loser up in the nuthouse?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 29, 2010 at 09:16 AM
Soon to be a major motion picture starring Steve Martin.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 29, 2010 at 09:17 AM
Yike! Clicked on that link and some phony anti-virus tried to hijack my computer.
Posted by: fivver | January 29, 2010 at 09:18 AM
She went out with a bang.
And a Yang, apparently.
Posted by: Punkin | January 29, 2010 at 09:24 AM
Services for Miss loyal Lulu will be held at the complex's recycling bin.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 29, 2010 at 09:25 AM
Wham Bang Thank you Yang?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2010 at 09:31 AM
Now that is something that a subway love chicken will NOT do for you.
Hmmm... "Subway Love Chickens" just mbagnfarb... or "Crash Test Sex Toys"....
Posted by: padraig | January 29, 2010 at 09:31 AM
♬ She Bang! She Bang! ♫
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2010 at 09:31 AM
Me save you long time.
Posted by: Punkin | January 29, 2010 at 09:32 AM
He's still single, ladies!
Posted by: wiredog | January 29, 2010 at 09:36 AM
That is not what is meant by "crashing after a fling."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2010 at 09:44 AM
haha punkin & siouxie!
Kinda looks like jessica simpson, who's also been known to 'deflate'
Posted by: trustf8 | January 29, 2010 at 09:56 AM
This relationship, sadly, cannot be repaired.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2010 at 10:39 AM
There's a Springer show somewhere in all this.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 29, 2010 at 10:45 AM
I prefer blow up dogs. Man's best friend, with benefits.
Posted by: Larry Flynt | January 29, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Still encountering some blog problems.
Ya think Aliens abducted judi? Or turned her into a pod person?
Posted by: bonmot | January 29, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Very strange problems happening with the blog. At one point this morning, yesterday's last post was appearing at the top, above all of today's posts. Then that disappeared, but there are still some comment threads that can't be accessed.
Al Gore must be stopped!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Maybe the guy was trying to come and go all at once . . .
Posted by: bonmot | January 29, 2010 at 11:25 AM
OH NO!! Maybe Dave has finally fired the s.b.???
Say it ain't so!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Immediately afterward, she was heard to say, "So, what are you thinking?"
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 29, 2010 at 11:34 AM
Remember folks, blow-up dolls aren’t just made for pleasure; they’re also made for saving lives!
And sometimes the ones designed to help save lives can be used for pleasure.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 29, 2010 at 12:34 PM
When his landlord told him to go take a flying f^&#, I am not sure that that was what he was talking about.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | January 29, 2010 at 01:05 PM
*cues theme from The Twilight Zone*
works sometimes...ooooooh...
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2010 at 02:14 PM
Has this guy ever thought about getting a puppy or something for companionship? Of course if you fall on a puppy it is not going to be pretty.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 29, 2010 at 02:18 PM
At the very bottom of the page I see "
Posted by: wiredog | January 29, 2010 at 02:28 PM
Try that again:
"<!-- ph=1 --"
Posted by: wiredog | January 29, 2010 at 02:28 PM
Which looks like an unclosed comment.
Posted by: wiredog | January 29, 2010 at 02:29 PM
cindy, any other activities with a puppy wouldn't be pretty either.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 29, 2010 at 02:29 PM
Layzeeboy,
What about playing with it on the El in NYC?
Posted by: wiredog | January 29, 2010 at 02:30 PM
Me save you long time.
Posted by: Punkin | January 29, 2010 at 09:32 AM
Good one, Punkin.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 29, 2010 at 02:50 PM
When your best friend in life's
An inflatable wife
That's Air Mary....
Posted by: Ralph | January 29, 2010 at 03:10 PM
Damnit, Ralph. I just got shed 'o that earworm . . .
Posted by: bonmot | January 29, 2010 at 03:20 PM
I think this was an episode of "Pushing Daisies."
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 29, 2010 at 03:22 PM
Wasn't this a movie? "Lars and the Real Girl"?
Posted by: Amber | January 29, 2010 at 03:34 PM
I think it was this movie.
Posted by: wiredog | January 29, 2010 at 03:56 PM
NEWS FLASH -- there's another story about an inflatable doll (and a hooker) here.
Posted by: Ralph | January 29, 2010 at 08:27 PM
Inflatable doll with a heart of gold.
Classic story.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 30, 2010 at 12:54 PM