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January 25, 2010

RIGHT, LIKE IT WOULD STOP IN PRISON

Woman faces jail if noisy sex continues

(Thanks to Ari H)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2010 at 05:15 PM | Permalink

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Even the postman complained?

Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 25, 2010 at 05:29 PM

They're just jealous because they aren't getting any.

Posted by: ArcticAl | January 25, 2010 at 05:35 PM

Cartwright was served with a civil order over marathon romps with husband Steve, described in court as "unnatural" and "like they are both in considerable pain".

Hey, one woman's unnatural is another's par-tay!

*anyone get her phone number?*

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 25, 2010 at 06:10 PM

She and her husband obviously don't have children.

Posted by: Account Deleted | January 25, 2010 at 06:12 PM

Didn't this get blogged a few weeks/months ago? I saw a pictre of the happy couple- Fuuuuuu-gly!!! -and with gnarly British teeth... If anyone can find the picture, please post:)

Posted by: PoorRichRichard | January 25, 2010 at 06:43 PM

Either they're showing off or the walls are made of tissue paper.
The neighbors and the postman should take advantage of this and charge admission to the show.

Posted by: Steve | January 25, 2010 at 07:24 PM

Whew! Thank goodness I live in the country and do not have close neighbors.

Posted by: nursecindy | January 25, 2010 at 07:40 PM

how did it get from "like they are both in considerable pain" to just she is being threatened with prison. Is she now going solo?

Posted by: shellann | January 25, 2010 at 07:43 PM

This post somehow brings to mind THIS classic, LOUD scene.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2010 at 08:34 PM

Give 'er a bullet to bite on!

Posted by: NiftyWitch | January 25, 2010 at 09:06 PM

Maybe they should just stop using Mr. Megaphone.

Posted by: BA | January 25, 2010 at 09:32 PM

Oops, sorry, was I too loud?