NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WHATSOEVER WRONG WITH IT
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*zaps in from tax hell*
It has to be asked: Did he choke it?
Carry on
*zaps out*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 28, 2010 at 04:23 PM
"Next stop....Bellevue!"
Posted by: Braniff | January 28, 2010 at 04:25 PM
Trekkies know that this sort of maneuver requires engaging one's cloaca-ing device.
Posted by: padraig | January 28, 2010 at 04:32 PM
"He kept picking up the chicken, holding it over his head, kissing it, hugging it, and [doing] more inappropriate things that I will refrain from detailing,"
Did he call it George??
Posted by: Siouxie | January 28, 2010 at 04:39 PM
"As straphangers looked on in awe..."
As straphangers often do.
Posted by: Punkin | January 28, 2010 at 04:51 PM
Oh, and CLEARLY we know what Siouxie was Googling when she found this.
Posted by: Punkin | January 28, 2010 at 04:52 PM
"NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WHATSOEVER WRONG WITH IT"
Yes, Dave, there IS something wrong with that.
Posted by: spazztic | January 28, 2010 at 04:56 PM
Did it smell like chicken?
Posted by: Lairbo | January 28, 2010 at 05:10 PM
Poultry in motion!
Posted by: bonmot | January 28, 2010 at 05:30 PM
People are so judgmental. Or just mental.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 28, 2010 at 05:33 PM
Hey I guess Rick Santorum was right.
Posted by: eve | January 28, 2010 at 05:35 PM
I'll leave it to mtb to call it a hen-ous crime.
Posted by: bonmot | January 28, 2010 at 05:37 PM
That kind of thing should never take place on the #6; they belong on the A train.
Posted by: Ralph | January 28, 2010 at 05:37 PM
Another pervert chicken licker. Of course, he may have had the chicken and the liquor.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 28, 2010 at 05:44 PM
This is exactly why I don't live in New York.
Posted by: Schadeboy | January 28, 2010 at 06:15 PM
Only in NY?
I don't think so ... I once saw a band named Chicken-Lickers open a show for Mac Davis ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 28, 2010 at 06:19 PM
Chicken Licker & The Straphangers
I like the sound of that.
Posted by: Punkin | January 28, 2010 at 06:47 PM
No fowl language though. They didn't hear a peep from the chicken.
Posted by: SSpeshulEd | January 28, 2010 at 06:59 PM
Don't know why they took the subway. Should have been on the gravy train.
*And Snork!@
mebonmot*Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 28, 2010 at 07:02 PM
Holding the chicken above his chest, the weirdo repeatedly spun around the floor, hugging and embracing the feathered creature as if he was out of his mind.
As if? As IF? You mean there's a question there?
Now granted, we New Yorkers know how to avert our eyes or zone out when this sort of thing happens, but I don't think there's any doubt this guy is a few slices short of a loaf.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 28, 2010 at 07:13 PM
How 'bout them chicken lickers,
Ain't they a hoot?
Lickin' them chickens
and grinnin' to boot!
- apologies to Mason Williams and "Them Poems"
Posted by: pogo | January 28, 2010 at 07:14 PM
♬ Chicken on the ground, chicken on the ground. Lookin' like a fool with your chicken on the ground...♭
Posted by: Siouxie | January 28, 2010 at 07:18 PM
Why did it take so long to get back to the comments?
Anyway, loved some of the youtube commentary, including quoting Ernie Anastos(NY tv newscaster) and his "keep f#Cking that chicken!" line, plus something about the guy really loving his cock.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 28, 2010 at 07:34 PM
I thought Col. Sanders died.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 28, 2010 at 09:36 PM
NOW it works!
Jeff?? did you break the blog again?? ;P
Posted by: Siouxie | January 28, 2010 at 09:51 PM
*SMACKS jeffy for breaking the blog, especially when Siouxie finally got posted*
Now that's a pullet surprise.
Must be a laying hen.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 28, 2010 at 10:48 PM
the blog choked
Posted by: trustf8 | January 29, 2010 at 07:17 AM
WHy blame me? General principles?
Chicken chokers!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 29, 2010 at 07:59 AM