LAW ENFORCEMENT IN SCOTLAND

"Strict" does not begin to describe it.

(Thanks to Jenny Kellner)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

I know. I sent that too and thought WTFBBQ?!

But I do prefer this from the ananova version:

Mr King believes the case is snot one that should be pursued: "A £60 fine and three penalty points is not a punishment to be sneezed at. If this really is a case of nose blowing at the wheel then the police should take this case, catch it, bin it, kill it.”

[Siouxie]

heh... he said clogged...

[Horace LaBadie]

Constable Gray is a near relation of Barney Fife, I'm guessing.

[Steve]

Constable Gray sounds like a number of new health inspectors we used to get, including myself at one time, who think they're John Wayne; i.e., going to clean up the county.
They are PR disasters. The intelligent ones quickly change more to a teacher and advisor and less of a wild west sheriff.
He should have blown his nose on the constable and made the fine worthwhile.

[bonmot]

Aye, but the mockin' was puir.

[bonmot]

Good line from Tom Robbins:

"My love was like a Bolivian fruit market, but her heart was like a Swiss health inspector."

[nursecindy]

Thank goodness he didn't sneeze. He would have gotten the death penalty! Wonder what they are going to use as evidence?

[trustf8]

'snot fair

[Meanie the Blue]

Poor Mr. Mancini must be wondering why he got picked on.

[Siouxie]

Meanie..he's probably thinking "Oh booger bugger!"

[boo]

Know your British history:

English: wankers.
Scottish: colonized by wankers.

From this totally awesome British movie.

[Loudmouth]

Picky, picky, picky.

[Spiny Norman]

(Constable Stuart "Officious Jackass" Gray) previously made headlines last year when he issued an $80 littering ticket to a man who accidentally dropped a 10-pound ($16) note in the street.

Fixed it for them. Editors these days...