HOW A GUY USES PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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I can't believe they didn't mention whether alcohol was involved.
I'm guessing yes.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 29, 2010 at 08:14 AM
I have images of Miss Piggy saying "HI YAH!" running through my head.
If he would have been wearing a red shirt, he would be dead (Jim).
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 29, 2010 at 08:20 AM
Note to self: Don't try to fight inanimate objects that outweigh by 40 tons.
Not irresistible enough.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 29, 2010 at 08:31 AM
You should step into the movement, using your body weight in addition to your muscles. Follow-through is also important. Start small and move up. Maybe a Prius first...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 29, 2010 at 08:47 AM
This also answers the question about what happens when an irresistible force meets a small, squishy mammal.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 29, 2010 at 09:01 AM
His Sensei had told him to go train.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 29, 2010 at 09:12 AM
Apparently, the culprit failed to mind the gap.
Posted by: Mitch | January 29, 2010 at 09:15 AM
maybe he was so nearsighted, he... or not. maybe he were a little medicated.
Posted by: queensbee | January 29, 2010 at 09:22 AM
Idiot, you're supposed to kick gigantic, non-sentient objects, not karate-chop them.
Posted by: Tash | January 29, 2010 at 09:26 AM
Scott?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2010 at 09:27 AM
If he was wearing those big, Chinese coke-bottle glasses, he could have mistaken the train for Rosie O'Donnell.
I know I do.
Posted by: Punkin | January 29, 2010 at 09:30 AM
Maybe he thought his chicken was on it?
Posted by: wiredog | January 29, 2010 at 09:33 AM
It would have worked on an Amtrak train.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2010 at 10:46 AM
Amtrakwondo?
Posted by: bonmot | January 29, 2010 at 11:13 AM
♬ Everybody was Kung Fu fighting...♫ SPLAT!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2010 at 11:34 AM
[Walking through the Queensland station, Daniel and Miyagi find a poster advertising Sato's karate school. The poster shows Sato breaking a train with his bare hands]
Daniel: You think you could break a train like that?
Miyagi: Don't know. Never been attacked by a train.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 29, 2010 at 12:13 PM
Pleased to see we're not making fun of the reporter's name: Kristin Shorten
Posted by: Lady Peter | January 29, 2010 at 01:36 PM
Chuck Norris could have stopped it. Or he could have just stared menacingly at the train and made it come back to pick him up.
Posted by: Mad Librarian | January 29, 2010 at 03:15 PM
I was reading an article lately about someone who crashed his car into a police car. Bright!
Posted by: Kristina L. | January 29, 2010 at 09:05 PM