HOW A GUY DEFROSTS A CAR

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

I won't risk a machete blow by stealing Siouxie's patented (pending) line, but I will say this guy deserves a Florida license.

[Not My Usual Alias]

Jeff --
I'm pretty sure that window washer fluid rarely freezes in Florida, so he might as well just drive around without a license.

[Loudmouth]

Amateur.

[Ralph]

I've seen worse. Years ago, I paddled into Dawson City in Canada's Yukon Territory. The waterfront was uncharacteristically deserted; much of the town was watching a house fire that began when a man tried to warm up his balky car engine by building a fire under the oil pan. Alcohol was involved.

[shellann]

My dad lit a fire under his VW Diesel Rabbit once in frozen Montana when the fuel coagulated. It started just fine with no probems. He also tested natural gas line connections with a cigarette lighter. Never had an explosion. Oh, and he was a fireman. Dad was a GUY!

[queensbee]

what a maroon!

[Siouxie]

Thank you, Jeff.

*ahem*

BRILLIANT!!

[Punkin]

Butt - there's no ice on it now, is there... :)

[Tash]

Did at least the spider get killed?

[nursecindy]

I'm just curious if any blog guys read the story below that one about freeing the guy's penis from the industrial pipe with a grinder? Too painful?

[KJP]

I sense a future Mythbusters episode.

[bonmot]

"Under-Bonnet Blow Heaters" WBAGNFARB

[oneblankspace]

I think he did succeed in defrosting the window, contrary to what the "headline Writer" thought.

[WriterDude]

Very few people know that windscreen washer fluid is highly combustible. Maybe he can sue for lack of a warning label.

[Jeff Meyerson]

I generally use McDon@lds scalding coffee, and if there's any left over use it to defrost my groinal area.

But that's just me.

[Kristina L.]

So Jeff, how much money has McD's given you so far? :)