DON'T TELL RIP TORN
The Chinese have created the world's largest bottle of wine.
(Thanks to many people)
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January 31, 2010
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I don't think that would fit into my wine rack.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 31, 2010 at 09:17 AM
Brilliant (sorry, Siouxie) of Dave to save this until an appropriate (RIp Torn) reference could be made.
That's why he makes the big bucks and we don't.
Bravo, sir.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2010 at 09:20 AM
And Siouxie's going to need a much bigger fridge.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2010 at 09:21 AM
And now with new increased levels of lead and candium for your drinking enjoyment!
Posted by: ArcticAl | January 31, 2010 at 09:51 AM
*drool*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2010 at 09:51 AM
Serve with this.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2010 at 10:20 AM
That bottle is making me thristy too, Siouxie.
Posted by: Mitch | January 31, 2010 at 10:43 AM
I had a recipe for some Chinese meal that called for a cup of Chinese wine. It added, if you don't have Chinese wine, bourbon makes a good substitute.
Posted by: JG | January 31, 2010 at 10:55 AM
Got my wine glass ready.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2010 at 11:12 AM
...and France surrendered in anguish.
Posted by: Suzy Q | January 31, 2010 at 01:11 PM
They must be planning to launch one humungously big ship.
Posted by: Ripped, torn and busted | January 31, 2010 at 01:30 PM
Don't bogart that bottle, Siouxie!
Posted by: Suzy Q | January 31, 2010 at 02:08 PM
Quite possibly the funniest blog headline ever: Don't Tell Rip Torn.
Posted by: Georg | January 31, 2010 at 02:50 PM
When the wine you espouse
Is as big as a house
That's a Merlot....
Posted by: Ralph | January 31, 2010 at 04:58 PM
And you want another bottle an hour later.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 31, 2010 at 05:28 PM
Foster Brooks bought those by the case.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 31, 2010 at 09:05 PM
This conversation happened in India. It took place in an Indian language between the people in the room and in English between the persons on the phone. (I have changed the names to lessen the complexity)
Mark calls out, “John, phone for you.”
“Is if for me or for John Black?” asks John.
Mark, to the person on the phone, “What is your name?”
“My name is Peter.”
“No, no. Not your ‘What is your name’. I want the ‘What is your name’ over here.”
Posted by: Account Deleted | February 01, 2010 at 06:12 AM
I'm sorry, I meant to post this comment for the English Language article. Blame it on technical unsavitty.
Posted by: Account Deleted | February 01, 2010 at 06:16 AM
Sizes of wine bottles:
Split
Bottle
Magnum
Double Magnum
Jeraboam
Methusela
Beelzebub
Big-Ass Chinese
Posted by: bonmot | February 01, 2010 at 10:57 AM