ATTENTION, NOBEL COMMITTEE
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I'm just a lowly, little, nurse butt, I could have told them this! Also if you are an adult male and have a circumcision, don't take anything like a Viagra the night after your surgery. I had a guy come (ha!) into the E.R. after doing that a couple of years ago and I seriously doubt he's done it since. Much I.V. Valium was involved to 'relax' him and get him out of pain.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 06, 2010 at 09:49 PM
What flaming asshole wrote that?
Posted by: Punkin | January 06, 2010 at 10:04 PM
The question has to be asked: what was Russell searching for when he found this story?
closed anal sphincterotomy?
ha ha - cindy said 'come'
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 06, 2010 at 10:11 PM
The only effective cure is THIS.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 06, 2010 at 10:13 PM
I'm glad they finally got to the bottom of that.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2010 at 10:15 PM
Chili peppers could mess with my already agitated butthole,,, Well NO SHIT!?!
Posted by: PoorRichRichard | January 06, 2010 at 10:18 PM
Fire in the hole!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 06, 2010 at 10:22 PM
This sounds like illegal interrogation trying to pass as science.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 06, 2010 at 10:42 PM
Thank you, Dave. I've been looking for a Science Fair project for my 7th grader.
Posted by: SW | January 06, 2010 at 10:56 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that eating red hot chilis will also increase anal burning in people who have not had anal fissure surgery.
But I will need a multi-million dollar government grant before I can say for sure.
Posted by: Scoop | January 06, 2010 at 11:06 PM
Searching For Bobby's Fissure should not be considered as a movie plot.
Posted by: Pirateboy | January 06, 2010 at 11:37 PM
I bet the chili group was thinking, why us?
Posted by: NotSoShyJan | January 06, 2010 at 11:45 PM
So ... eating red-hot chili will make one go blind, twice ... ?
Hu gnu?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 07, 2010 at 12:22 AM
*And a hearty HAR! @ MtB's link!*
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 07, 2010 at 12:23 AM
"Fine Morning Hospital and Research Center"?!
What if you're not in mo[u]rning? Or what if it's afternoon?
Is that a "fine morning" hospital, or a fine "morning hospital", not to speak of the Research Center?
Posted by: bonmot | January 07, 2010 at 12:41 AM
always thought the red hot chili peppers were crack addicts
Posted by: trustf8 | January 07, 2010 at 02:36 AM
This is why I ALWAYS have my Red Hot Chilis with sour cream.
... soothes the "way out".
well, at least in MY mind it does....
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 07, 2010 at 04:19 AM
I saw the Anal Fissures open (ewww) for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Posted by: CJrun | January 07, 2010 at 06:30 AM
"Fine Morning Hospital and Research Center"?!
What if you're not in mo[u]rning? Or what if it's afternoon?
Is that a "fine morning" hospital, or a fine "morning hospital", not to speak of the Research Center?
Posted by: bonmot | January 07, 2010 at 12:41 AM
Neither, bonmot. It's his operating turf.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 07, 2010 at 07:40 AM
*ewwwSNORK@cj*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 07, 2010 at 08:57 AM
They don't let on about the crummy afternoons and very uncomfortable evenings at the Fine Morning Hospital and Research Center.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 07, 2010 at 09:09 AM
Cartman! Where's the Chipotle-away?!?
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 07, 2010 at 09:18 AM
One would suspect that eating highly spiced foods is not a standard practice among the anal fissure community.
Even my grandson know to say, "My butthole hurts!" when he has monkey-butt.
Posted by: Steve | January 07, 2010 at 09:44 AM
I saw Anal Fissure open for the Butthole Surfers back In The Day.
Also, snork @ Siouxie. "Fire in the hole" indeed...
Posted by: wiredog | January 07, 2010 at 10:14 AM
SNORK and EWWWW (as opposed to Shock and Awe)
Posted by: Tash | January 07, 2010 at 10:41 AM
many snorks and ewwwws for this one.
Posted by: queensbee | January 07, 2010 at 12:53 PM
Is there any goofy "science" idea that can't get funded?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 07, 2010 at 07:03 PM