APPARENTLY HE DIDN'T HAVE A CLEAR, RE-SEALABLE ONE-QUART PLASTIC BAG
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and The Amazing Steve)
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Thank God you all are right up on things. I saw this story this am and Immediately thought I should send it over to Timmy Dorsey in Tampa!
Posted by: ricardo maxwell | January 27, 2010 at 08:53 AM
Lizards on the ground
Lizards on the ground
Walking around like a fool with your lizards on the ground
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 27, 2010 at 08:55 AM
A man who tried to smuggle 44 lizards out of New Zealand in his underwear has been jailed for 14 weeks, fined, and will be deported from the country - minus his pants-lizards.
I bet that hurt....
Posted by: Dorakay | January 27, 2010 at 09:00 AM
Dummy - that 15% car insurance discount isn't valid in New Zealand!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 27, 2010 at 09:00 AM
Is that 44 lizards in your pocket or ....??
Posted by: Siouxie | January 27, 2010 at 09:05 AM
So many jokes, so little energy...
Posted by: Punkin | January 27, 2010 at 09:33 AM
That's gotta tickle a bit.
Posted by: wiredog | January 27, 2010 at 09:48 AM
Noy AGAIN! What is it with the Pants Lizards? I thought they broke up.
Posted by: Tash | January 27, 2010 at 09:58 AM
"In 2008, he visited with a Swiss reptile dealer."
*Wonders how much of a market there is for Swiss reptiles*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2010 at 10:04 AM
" . . . pleading guilty to two charges under the Wildlife Act and five under the Trade in Endangered Species Act."
You can trade-in endangered species? Whaddaya get for 'em?
Pants lizards are s-kinky.
Posted by: bonmot | January 27, 2010 at 10:16 AM
Guy's being sentenced for shooting a California Condor.
Judge: "Have you got anything to say that might mitigate your sentence?'
Perp: "Well, Judge. My car broke down in Death Valley. I tried walkin' out, but only went one day when the heat and thirst nearly did me in. I saw that buzzard circlin', lower and lower, so I shot it. Eatin' that buzzard's prolly what kept me alive til help came."
Judge: "Well, I have to value human life over any endangered species, so your sentence is suspended. You're free to go."
Perp: "Thank you, your honor."
As he's walking out, the Judge asks, "Say, what did that condor taste like, anyway?"
Perp: "Kinda like a cross between a bald eagle, and a spotted owl."
Posted by: bonmot | January 27, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Were they exploding underpants lizards?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 27, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Lizard # 1: Hey, what's that thing ?
Lizard # 2: Darned if I know, but it hasn't said a word the whole trip.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 27, 2010 at 10:25 AM
haha clank -
His 'package' contained 44 lizards + 1 one eyed snake
Posted by: trustf8 | January 27, 2010 at 10:27 AM
LMAO Clank.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 27, 2010 at 10:32 AM
Good one, Clank.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 27, 2010 at 10:35 AM
The officers freed the lizards, the 44 lizards of NZ
They found them in his underwear, a-scattered around his buns!
If ever oh ever a lizard shrieked, those lizards shrieked between his cheeks,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the 45th lizard's fuzz.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Good one mtb!
Posted by: nursecindy | January 27, 2010 at 11:26 AM
*Ssssnorks* all around. Very funny, guys.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 27, 2010 at 12:00 PM
Sounds like a comment thread at Little Green Footballs...
Posted by: Wes S. | January 27, 2010 at 12:05 PM
The Reptilian Underpants WBAGNFARB!
Posted by: jon | January 27, 2010 at 12:24 PM
i dunno. lizards in yer drawers...ewwww.
Posted by: queensbee | January 27, 2010 at 12:43 PM
Folks laughed, but this guy was serious when he excused himself to go drain the lizard.
Posted by: in ORD inate | January 27, 2010 at 01:03 PM
A New Zealander man with a permanent tan -- that's a Maori!
(I'm still chuckling about that one from last week . . .)
Posted by: bonmot | January 27, 2010 at 02:33 PM
Lizards in my pants, exchanging glances,
Wandering in my shorts. What were the chances
I'd be caught at customs with lizards peeking through?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 27, 2010 at 03:15 PM
I saw Pants Lizards open for KISS back in '98.
Posted by: AlanBoss | January 27, 2010 at 11:50 PM
queensbee, that reminds me of a Dave Barry bit about "drawers full of slugs". He was talking about a robot that would collect slugs and eat them for power.
Posted by: Kristina L. | January 28, 2010 at 09:31 PM
So how did the customs guys know to check him for 'pant lizards', or do they do that for everyone leaving the country?
Most airports check for dangerous things like, I don't know, bombs, guns or knives, but in NZ it's lizards. "Just step through the metal detector, and drop your pants for a mandatory lizard check please"
Posted by: Foodie | January 29, 2010 at 09:05 AM