WORDS WE SHOULD ALL TAKE TO HEART
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December 26, 2009
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Well, of course. Everybody hates milky. Unless is't chocolate.
Posted by: Steve | December 26, 2009 at 08:18 AM
White wine, I'd like to introduce red. Red, white wine.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | December 26, 2009 at 08:41 AM
Can we introduce beery?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 26, 2009 at 09:00 AM
Hey, who took the picture of my front door?
Posted by: Suzy Q | December 26, 2009 at 09:07 AM
I'm all for leaving the milky and bringing on the vinos!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 26, 2009 at 09:23 AM
Introduce them to who?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2009 at 09:46 AM
That's "whom", Jeff.
Posted by: Lairbo | December 26, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Milky gives me gas. Much better to introduce wine. What if the whine is winey?
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 26, 2009 at 10:09 AM
*puts copy of sign on a T-shirt for Siouxie*
Merry Christmas! Bff!
Posted by: Punkin | December 26, 2009 at 10:25 AM
Lairbo, thank you for correcting Jeff so I don't have to SMACK him. He likes it too much.
Thanks, BFF! I introduce myself to wines all the time. I'm rather fond of wines. Boxes of wine. Bottles of wines.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 26, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Even, in a pinch, glasses of wine, right Siouxie?
Posted by: ScottMGS | December 26, 2009 at 12:32 PM
Siouxie, this is wine. Wine, this is Siouxie. We don't want to meet Mr. Milky or Ms. Food over in the corner. They're very rude.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 26, 2009 at 12:33 PM
Steve, no mas vino por usted.
Posted by: CJrun | December 26, 2009 at 12:41 PM
Milk and wine mixed together with spices was called syllabub, and was one of George Washington's favorite drinks. It was sort of a wine based eggnog.
Posted by: ken-in-sc | December 26, 2009 at 03:21 PM
Milk and Pepsi are good.
Posted by: Laverne DeFazio | December 26, 2009 at 03:40 PM
*is planning on introducing milky to lobster and sherry for this evening's dinner*
Posted by: djtonyb | December 26, 2009 at 04:10 PM
Laverne DeFazio, that's just gross!
Posted by: Shirley Feeney | December 26, 2009 at 04:43 PM
So a Milky Whey is verboten, but a Three Muscatels is copacetic?
Posted by: SW | December 27, 2009 at 01:16 AM
Drinking wine on an empty stomach. Always a wise choice.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | December 27, 2009 at 12:48 PM
A few months ago, a strong dose of penicillin might have prevented that sign. But it's too late now.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 27, 2009 at 04:11 PM
I would love to know where this photo was taken!
Posted by: Ellen | January 01, 2010 at 11:06 PM