WE'RE GOING WITH GREAT
(Thanks to Stan)
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A stiff sotted squirrel beats a live one any day.
Posted by: Pirate Doris | December 21, 2009 at 11:02 AM
Daed and squirrel in the same sentence. I'm all for it.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 21, 2009 at 11:06 AM
The Naperville Squirrels beg to differ. There is nothing like drinking from the corpse of your brother-in-law, may he RIP. Hiccup.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | December 21, 2009 at 11:11 AM
BRILLIANT!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2009 at 11:11 AM
If he can do this with people, my father-in-law would like to be set up as a barrel of Jim Beam.
Posted by: padraig | December 21, 2009 at 11:15 AM
Wild Turkey in a squirrel, that sounds almost environmentally friendly and everything.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 21, 2009 at 11:47 AM
That's an unusual idea.
Posted by: Theresa | December 21, 2009 at 11:49 AM
When I read Dead Squirrel Decanter, I was hoping it was for dispensing dead squirrels.
Does that make me sick?
Posted by: Punkin | December 21, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Now that's ugly.
Posted by: Diva | December 21, 2009 at 11:58 AM
Can you wear it around your neck & drink without hands?
what? that was a parrot head?
nevermind
Posted by: trustf8 | December 21, 2009 at 11:58 AM
I'm with Siouxie.
Where can I get one?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 21, 2009 at 12:06 PM
I'm gonna need a shot of the dog that chased him.
Posted by: CJrun | December 21, 2009 at 12:26 PM
Won't this spur them on to seek....VENGEANCE?!
Posted by: Fast Eddie | December 21, 2009 at 12:30 PM
Should make the moonshine even tastier.
Posted by: Jed | December 21, 2009 at 01:28 PM
Oh HELL no.
Only way that makes sense is if you're trying to get somebody to quit drinking. Unless the person in question is a total redneck, of course.
And I'm not nearly redneck enough to enjoy drinking my Evan Williams sour mash** from a dead squirrel decanter.
(**Yes, I'm a cheap drunk. Crown Royal and Jack are just too damn expensive these days...)
Posted by: Wes S. | December 21, 2009 at 01:30 PM
Jebus! Are you nuts? Let the squirrels see you quaffing away out of that thing and you'll incense them so much that they'll work even harder on their evil plot to bring on the apocalypse! Crap, I'm getting the heck away from here!
Posted by: Graz | December 21, 2009 at 01:53 PM
I don't care
if it rains or freezes,
Long as I got my
Squirrel decanter
Ridin' on the
Dashboard of my car...
Nah, that doesn't work.
Posted by: Lairbo | December 21, 2009 at 02:15 PM
Caution: Consuming too much alcohol may cause scquirrelhosis of the liver.
Posted by: trustf8 | December 21, 2009 at 02:31 PM
Wes, drinking American-brewed sour mash doesn't make you cheap.
It makes you a PATRIOT!
Just like me.
Posted by: padraig | December 21, 2009 at 02:37 PM
I'm waitin' fer the woodchuck. Holds more.
Posted by: bonmot | December 21, 2009 at 02:37 PM
can 'possums be far behind?
Posted by: agent 66 | December 21, 2009 at 03:39 PM
Possums are a great idea! We can use the pouches for chips & dip!
Posted by: padraig | December 21, 2009 at 04:12 PM
decanter? isnt that the guy who sings the service with the rabbi on saturday mornings?,
No?
Posted by: queensbee | December 21, 2009 at 04:32 PM
Do they have one shaped like a box-o-wine?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2009 at 04:52 PM
There's a Talmudic discussion about whether dead squirrels improve the taste of wine. i suppose the answer is yes.
Posted by: Elon | December 21, 2009 at 05:28 PM
What's with all the animosity towards the little critters? My grandson loves feeding the squirrels at the Mission. I admit there is a question whether he is throwing the peanuts TO the squirrels or AT them.
Posted by: Steve | December 21, 2009 at 06:10 PM
Hey! Watch the 'possum comments!
(Geezers will get this.)
Posted by: pogo | December 21, 2009 at 06:20 PM
*pretends I don't get pogo's comment*
Posted by: Dorakay | December 21, 2009 at 06:23 PM
Speaking of 'possums and it being that time of year, it's tome for Boston Charlie
Posted by: pogo | December 21, 2009 at 06:31 PM
tIme, dammit!
Posted by: pogo | December 21, 2009 at 06:32 PM
I'm interested in Bar2D2 myself.
Posted by: Tash | December 21, 2009 at 07:19 PM
BUT if we can combine this with those cremation urns.... now we're getting somewhere. Can you use Uncle Phil as a decanter when you've cremated him? I think there's a way.
Posted by: Tash | December 21, 2009 at 07:21 PM
Well if what we've got in Washington can pretend it's a Congress, I guess a dead squirrel can pretend it's a liquor decanter.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 21, 2009 at 07:49 PM
Know why God made armadillos?
So the coonass could have possum on the half-shell.
Posted by: bonmot | December 21, 2009 at 07:55 PM
Frankly, I kinda like squirrels.
*ducks and runs away to the gun safe*
Posted by: Afkat | December 22, 2009 at 03:35 AM
Just sort of odd until I got to the shot of the head/cork off. That was funny.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 22, 2009 at 09:16 AM
We use possums here at the trailer park. They hold 3 times as much.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | December 22, 2009 at 09:18 AM
Use bloated raccoons for the sour mash.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | December 22, 2009 at 09:20 AM
At the main Website ( customcreaturetaxidermy.com ) they also have mounted sewer rats and a dead-mouse-in-a-trap "gag." Perfect centerpieces for Christmas dinner at the Addams'.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | December 22, 2009 at 09:29 AM
They also sell jars of skinned squirrel heads, only
$15 ea.:
http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/specimens/specimens_6hh.html
Yummy.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | December 22, 2009 at 09:53 AM