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December 23, 2009


Squirrels chew up Fredericton's Christmas lights

(Thanks to The Perts)


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Maybe the red lights remind them of laser sights from semi-automatic weapons.

Really, they just need to ship in a mess o' black snakes in the Summer, and their squirrel numbers will drop precipitously. Rats too.

Sounds like the perfect squirrel bait for any hunter to use.

Yes, we will eat the red ones, provided we have salsa. Otherwise, what's the point? The white ones we eat with country gravy and the blue with Miracle Whip. Naperville squirrels eat green lights with Vietnamese hot sauce, but that's a local variation. Now you know all you need to know. Gotta go raid a neighbor's display.


Maybe they should get a cat. They seem to be real good at attacking computer viruses...

bonmot, I hear Miami Dade has 284 miles of surplus Burmese pythons ...

Obligatory: A little light snack for the rodents

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