WE BLAME BRITNEY, FOR NOT EATING THEM
Squirrels chew up Fredericton's Christmas lights
(Thanks to The Perts)
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December 23, 2009
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Maybe the red lights remind them of laser sights from semi-automatic weapons.
Posted by: Karl from Caddyshack | December 23, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Really, they just need to ship in a mess o' black snakes in the Summer, and their squirrel numbers will drop precipitously. Rats too.
Posted by: bonmot | December 23, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Sounds like the perfect squirrel bait for any hunter to use.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 23, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Yes, we will eat the red ones, provided we have salsa. Otherwise, what's the point? The white ones we eat with country gravy and the blue with Miracle Whip. Naperville squirrels eat green lights with Vietnamese hot sauce, but that's a local variation. Now you know all you need to know. Gotta go raid a neighbor's display.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | December 23, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Crrrunch.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | December 23, 2009 at 11:13 AM
Maybe they should get a cat. They seem to be real good at attacking computer viruses...
Posted by: Steve Haller | December 23, 2009 at 12:39 PM
bonmot, I hear Miami Dade has 284 miles of surplus Burmese pythons ...
Posted by: MOTW | December 23, 2009 at 12:39 PM
Obligatory: A little light snack for the rodents
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 24, 2009 at 06:39 PM