VEGETABLE THEOLOGY UPDATE
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and catmanmax)
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December 21, 2009
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.. with apologies to Handel ..
Glory to Gourd! Glory to Gourd in the hightest!
Posted by: name withheld | December 21, 2009 at 10:53 AM
Joseph's onions are covered, but Mary's melons are a bit exposed.
Posted by: trustf8 | December 21, 2009 at 11:19 AM
I find it offensive that Baby Jebus has a brussel's sprout for a halo.
Brussel's sprouts = diablo berries.
Posted by: bonmot | December 21, 2009 at 11:25 AM
Lettuce rejoice! A savory is born!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 21, 2009 at 11:43 AM
LOL Meanie!
so...the wise men are bringing what?? salad dressing?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2009 at 11:44 AM
wouldn't jerusalem artichokes be appropriate?
on easter 'the passion fruit of the christ'...
Posted by: insomniac | December 21, 2009 at 11:56 AM
PROduced in a manger, no room at the bin.
Posted by: trustf8 | December 21, 2009 at 12:09 PM
I have the perfect music for the occasion...
More here:
Posted by: Steve Haller | December 21, 2009 at 12:28 PM
*Ring*
Hello, Pearly Gates. How may I direct your call?
Mary: The Angel Gabriel, please.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 21, 2009 at 01:13 PM
"Cilannnntro niiiiiight, hooooly niiiiight......"
Posted by: Graz | December 21, 2009 at 01:46 PM
Praise the Lord and pass the ranch dressing.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2009 at 02:05 PM
*gets in handbasket and puts on seatbelt*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2009 at 02:05 PM
away in the manger, no fruit for my head... whooo.
riding in that handbasket with you siouxie.
Posted by: queensbee | December 21, 2009 at 03:09 PM
Now we know Jesus wasn't a fruit.... but is it any better to know he's a vegetable?
BTW, I saw Jesus in my husband's footprint in the snow -- but then it melted (the snow).
Posted by: Tash | December 21, 2009 at 03:18 PM
I was at the office Christmas party, at the table with some friends and co-workers. Heather, who once lived in California, was explaining that she used to be a Vegan!. At my puzzled look, she asked if I knew what a Vegan was.
“A native of Vegas?” I quipped.
She then told everyone that a vegan is a vegetarian that did not eat any dairy products or anything that was not a direct product of plant life.
“Oh! You were a militant vegetarian.” I said.
“No. I just ate leafy plants.”
“We have a name for those leafy plants you ate, here in North Carolina.” I said.
“What’s that?”
“Camouflage.”
Posted by: agent 66 | December 21, 2009 at 03:19 PM
I am a committed gravytarian.
Posted by: bonmot | December 21, 2009 at 03:36 PM
I hate to say it, but He's got cauliflower ears.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 21, 2009 at 03:42 PM
bonmot, I pictured you more of a vagitarian.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2009 at 04:54 PM
What about the animals? Get a donkey anywhere near Jesus and he's toast. Wait. Didn't he appear on some toast a while back?
Posted by: Steve | December 21, 2009 at 06:18 PM
While on the subject, the virgin mary makes an appearance in the most unlikely of places. Now was that an immaculate conception or immaculate prevention?
Posted by: BA | December 21, 2009 at 08:36 PM
Well, He is the ROOT of all things good, right?
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 21, 2009 at 08:54 PM
I don't carrot all for this. Where are the Three Wise Potato Chips?
Posted by: Ralph | December 21, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Ooooh, premade trinity mix vegetables!
*prepares saute pan*
Posted by: djtonyb | December 22, 2009 at 03:26 AM
I think talking about Jesus and Mary and Joseph like this is just rutabaga.
Posted by: mikey | December 22, 2009 at 05:54 AM
Siouxie, that too.
Posted by: bonmot | December 22, 2009 at 06:12 PM