URGENT BREAKING CELEBRITY UPDATE
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I'm glad she likes things smallish and natural.
At least she hasn't disfigured herself with massive after-market equipment.
Posted by: bonmot | December 18, 2009 at 04:54 PM
They have a pill for that now.
Posted by: Steve | December 18, 2009 at 05:33 PM
Oh, I see, has a micro-pig.
Must admit, the way I first read it the "micro" didn't make sense!
Whew! Glad it's not just me!
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 18, 2009 at 05:59 PM
What, another photo without underwear on?
Posted by: CJrun | December 18, 2009 at 06:05 PM
A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"
Posted by: trustf8 | December 18, 2009 at 06:11 PM
paris hilton's
fame is wiltin'
so she goes on t.v
shows off a tiny hoglet
at xmas
used to be that
when lonely , she'd
make a s*x tape or three
but instead from her
noisehole you hear:
micro-pig
latest thing!
there's tiny critters exploited
breeders think
'it's ka-ching!'
soon it will be pigmas day!
pigs, do their best work
when they're roast pork
ham, bacon, or in chops
but a fashion accessory, no, never
unlike boyfriends
her pet preference somewhat
tends to the small
she wants to be the 'smart one'
at home!
(chorus)
Posted by: insomniac | December 18, 2009 at 06:17 PM
Paris Hilton has a micro pig
Did she name the father?
Posted by: fivver | December 18, 2009 at 06:17 PM
All she needs now is a macropig and a manbearpig to complete the collection.
Posted by: BA | December 18, 2009 at 08:02 PM
She's having a mini bbq...
Posted by: Siouxie | December 18, 2009 at 09:08 PM
I hope it's not too late to save that poor African Grey Parrot before it ends up repeating "WhatEVER!" and "I was like SO warm in that underwear!" and other such drivelisms.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 18, 2009 at 09:33 PM
Micro pig
Micro pig
Does whatever a micro pig does... d'oh!
Posted by: padraig | December 18, 2009 at 10:38 PM
oh, HAS a micropig. that's very different. never mind.
Posted by: queensbee | December 19, 2009 at 07:52 AM