TRY TO CONTAIN YOUR EXCITEMENT
Here's more of me talking about South Florida. And still more.
Update: Something appears to be wrong with these links. I'll leave them up in hopes that it gets fixed. Meanwhile, rest assured that judi will be fired several times.
Update: As far as I can tell, the best thing to do is go to the main Herald site, scroll down and click on the links to the videos of me talking about the Kardashians and the shark on the People Mover. Or, not. Do what you want I am not your mom.
Update: Well, now the links seem to be working again. I need a beer.
whoops
read that as 'excrement'
Posted by: trustf8 | December 23, 2009 at 04:22 PM
It's tough to contain excitement when the link says:
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Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 23, 2009 at 05:14 PM
wouldn't it be fun to have a re-write of the book "Are You My Mother?" if Dave wrote it?
Posted by: judi | December 23, 2009 at 05:47 PM
... and our long national nightmare is over
Posted by: funniegrrl | December 23, 2009 at 05:54 PM
Sharkadian? Never heard of them.
Land Shark beer, on the other hand ...
Cheers!
Posted by: cheers | December 23, 2009 at 05:57 PM
*Hands Dave and the entire blog a beer*
Tsing Tao cuz I'm eatin' Chinese, but you all fantasize the beer you'd like.
Posted by: Tash | December 23, 2009 at 06:13 PM
I'm loving this new stand-up gig. Don't right a column, just stand there and say stuff. Then some guy (or Judi) puts cute titles on, and you're good to go.
Are you sending us the bloopers?
P.S. Dave, I think you're at your cutest age ever. Right now. (ducks from the wrath of Mrs. Blog)
Posted by: Tash | December 23, 2009 at 06:20 PM
throws up a "w" (so to speak)
You can right a column too, but I think you used to write them.
Posted by: Tash | December 23, 2009 at 06:21 PM
OT
Heene headed for the slammer
/OT
Posted by: Steve Haller | December 23, 2009 at 06:59 PM
Tash, I don't know what Dave's politics are (the DBFPYOTUS sticker from 2008 on my car is starting to peel), butt I'm reasonably certain he's not a righter. He was post-partisan before it wuz cool.
Posted by: CJrun | December 23, 2009 at 07:22 PM
Merry Christmas to all!!!
Posted by: Eduardo Vera | December 23, 2009 at 07:45 PM
CJ, I was imagining super-strength if he was righing columns.
Posted by: Tash | December 23, 2009 at 07:59 PM
R-I-G-H-T-I-N-G columns.
Where's the vodka?
Posted by: Tash | December 23, 2009 at 08:19 PM
Let me tell you, when I went to Arizona the story of the shark on MetroRail was a hit. I saw looks of skepticism and then when I told them to google shark+Miami+train I had all their attention.
As for the stars on Miami Beach I say we quarantine them on arrival. 21 days in lock up and if their Q-rating drops they are denied entry.
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 23, 2009 at 08:31 PM
Dave, I'll give you a scaled-down version of this.
Posted by: MOTW | December 23, 2009 at 08:43 PM
MOTW, don't give crossgirl any ideas. The beer bottle patio isn't finished yet!
Posted by: NotSoShyJan | December 23, 2009 at 09:35 PM
I'm so glad to hear I'm not the only one that doesn't know who most of these 'celebrities' are. A friend asked his son the other day who Mr. T. was. He said he was the guy that did the AT&T commercials. Of course he had never heard of the A-Team. I also agree with Tash about Dave's cuteness level although I think Tash has had enough chinese food and beer,iykwim.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 23, 2009 at 10:25 PM
*snif*
So Dave's not my Mom??
*goes to window, looks up at sky, starts singing "Somewhere out there....."*
Posted by: Punkin | December 23, 2009 at 10:28 PM
*Hear's Dr. Poo telling Punkin to shut the window before she lets all the heat out*
Posted by: nursecindy | December 23, 2009 at 10:38 PM
No backs!
Posted by: California | December 23, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Fine. I'll leave the thread, juss don take away my keys, I can type juss as bad as always.
Posted by: Tash | December 23, 2009 at 11:54 PM
This is great! And he also has one about the new Marlins Stadium.
Posted by: Kristina L. | December 24, 2009 at 12:13 AM
Tash, this guy said he would help you get comfie tonight. Don't be naughty.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 24, 2009 at 12:14 AM
Hmmmmmm, (that's all the keys she has left, I took them all)
Posted by: Tash's cat | December 24, 2009 at 12:20 AM
Also since I'm wrapping gifts now: Merry Christmas to all the blog ladies. May this Santa be very good to you this year. And Merry Christmas to the blog guys. May this Santa make your Christmas dreams come true. Ya'll are the best!
Posted by: nursecindy | December 24, 2009 at 12:23 AM
One look at those girls, and you realized, just how many years Sly Stallone has lived in Miami...
And I agree with Tash---if you have to feel sorry for a nurse shark at Christmastime,then Dave is the surely the best man the Miami Herald could pick to deliver that "bad news--sharks are dying on the streets in Miami" with important updates.
And Yes, I actually heard Pumpkin singing...tonight...great job!
Posted by: Novanglus | December 24, 2009 at 12:36 AM
Cool vids Dave. That is a very good section of the Herald site.
Please tell Bridget Carey that she is CUTE!
Have Joy!
Posted by: N1lul | December 24, 2009 at 08:11 AM
The thundering herds will be at the door soon, so I just want to wish the Blog, the s.b. and all my fellow bloglits a Very Merry Christmas!!!
May the NOG be plentiful!
Posted by: Punkin | December 24, 2009 at 09:55 AM
Merry Christmas Eve to all my blog family!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 24, 2009 at 10:01 AM
Good (ow) morning to all the bloglits! I was gone but a few hours and we have piles of snow - what a beautiful Christmas Eve! Maybe we won't dig out in time for family...;)
Hope you all have a safe, happy and beautiful holiday! Now, where's my shovel -- Mr. Tash is still asleep.
HAPPY NOG TO ALL, and thanks nursecindy for the perk!!!!
Posted by: Tash | December 24, 2009 at 10:20 AM
The Naperville Squirrels wish you a happy Christmas. May none of your offspring be endangered by dogs, Britney or power grids, and may all the lightbulbs you eat be white or blue. May your tails never make your asses look too big, and may all your nuts be edible. Most of all, wherever you are and whatever you believe, may you have love and peace.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | December 24, 2009 at 10:38 AM