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December 22, 2009
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The tip off was when he recited the Gospels at the speed of the FedEx commercial spokesman.
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 22, 2009 at 09:54 AM
Oh, Mr. Bean, how far you have fallen.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 22, 2009 at 10:04 AM
What a Gidiot.
Posted by: Braniff | December 22, 2009 at 10:37 AM
*wonders if Mr. Bean was caught with a turkeysaraus on his head*
Posted by: trustf8 | December 22, 2009 at 11:15 AM
Will he have to swear on a bag of c0ke?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 22, 2009 at 11:37 AM
Usually Irishmen are better at blarney than this. I know because I have a family full of them and you wouldn't believe some of the tales they come up with. AND they can make you believe them. I have a cousin that is in his late 40's who is still afraid to go in one room of my grandpa's house because one of my Irish uncles told him 35 years ago that it was haunted.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 22, 2009 at 12:38 PM
*Snork* @ Meanie.
Posted by: NotSherly | December 22, 2009 at 12:56 PM
Catch the new movie, "Mr. Bean Goes to Jail"
Posted by: Jake the Snake | December 22, 2009 at 01:01 PM
Did you hear the one about the three Irishmen, the bibles and a truckload of c0ke ...?
Posted by: Foodie | December 22, 2009 at 01:11 PM
He's just high on his religion.
Posted by: Steve | December 22, 2009 at 05:04 PM
"I'd like to teach the World to sing . . .
"What? The OTHER coke?"
"Nevermind."
Posted by: bonmot | December 22, 2009 at 05:29 PM