STAY CLASSY, GAINESVILLE
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Adult Super Center?
*warning* don't have read this one if you have a headache. It's too much.
Posted by: Tash | December 24, 2009 at 10:53 AM
Wait, he has a girlfriend AND a blow-up doll? Nice threesome.
Posted by: Suzy Q | December 24, 2009 at 10:53 AM
Hey, he was desperate - he was shopping for his GF's Christmas present.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | December 24, 2009 at 10:57 AM
He had quite the exciting day. I'm guessing alcohol and/or drugs may have been involved?
Posted by: Braniff | December 24, 2009 at 11:09 AM
A multitasker with a very busy day, indeed. So much to do for the Holidays.
Posted by: Steve | December 24, 2009 at 12:46 PM
Sounds like he'll be home for the holidays.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 24, 2009 at 01:41 PM
Prison? Just build a fence around him. A future Darwin Award winner guaranteed.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 24, 2009 at 02:35 PM
changing into a woman's jogging suit while stealing a gun
"Poof, you're a jogging suit"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 24, 2009 at 03:18 PM
'I'm guessing alcohol and/or drugs may have been involved?'
How about a whole fistfull of drugs. Wotta Maroon!
Posted by: somedude | December 24, 2009 at 04:03 PM
I wonder if Wyatt Earp ever had crimes like that in Tombstone ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 24, 2009 at 04:39 PM
*snork! @jeff*
I thought the same thing...
Posted by: djtonyb | December 24, 2009 at 07:06 PM
Wait...it took a police dog to find a man hiding under a mattress? My mind would boggle, except I think my last remaining IQ points leaked out while I was reading this story.
Posted by: Betsy | December 25, 2009 at 05:40 AM
There but for the grace of God go I.......
Posted by: bmb | December 25, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Right now the Coen brothers are writing a script combining this story and the one above about the father/son/iguana incident.
Posted by: Mad Librarian | December 26, 2009 at 01:21 PM