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December 17, 2009


You're an old man.

(Thanks to John Gregg)


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Anyone remember The Cos dancing during the opening credits of his show? I'm worse than that.

That's because as men get older, their tolerance for alchohol goes up. And everyone knows that booze improves the moves.

Not me. I know I can't dance.

*SMACKS* Jeff. Cindy told me to.

I'm sure alcohol is involved.

At my age, any dance is a "break dance".

*Dances With Elves*

Psycho-boffins qu'est-ce que c'est.

I dunno. The older I get the better my horizontal dancing gets. The vertical kind? Not so much.

I have to dance with myself, but I'm getting better.

The only reason I ever tried to dance was to get close to girls. Now I am married. I don't have to do it anymore and I don't. When men do it, it looks ridiculous, feels ridiculous, and is ridiculous.

Science agrees with ken.

It's not that us geezers are bad dancers, it's just some of us are overly caucasian. And I have not had to dance since I got married fifteen years ago.

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