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judi, it's always time for a feckin!! when's the next blog outing??? I'm on vacation!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 28, 2009 at 01:57 PM
Siouxie & judi, can we have it in St. Pete? I'll be there 1/8 - 1/17.
Posted by: ubetcha | December 28, 2009 at 02:07 PM
Will it be a wee fookin' feckin' or a grite fookin' feckin'?
Enquirin' minds will be wantin' ta know.
Posted by: padraig | December 28, 2009 at 02:24 PM
I like the "Please Don't Hit Me" bumper sticker which, ironically, appears not to be on a bumper.
Posted by: Schadeboy | December 28, 2009 at 02:27 PM
Ohhhhhh-kay. That was random.
Posted by: bonmot | December 28, 2009 at 02:33 PM
BTW, my personal hero in the inflatable Xmas decorations category is a guy who has in his tiny front yard:
1) An inflatable Santa.
2) An inflatable polar bear.
3) An inflatable Santa riding a polar bear.
I have to give the guy credit for knowing how to establish a theme.
Posted by: padraig | December 28, 2009 at 02:37 PM
Affecktionate Feckin' = Feckin' Perfecktion,
but Defecktive Feckin' = Feckin' Infecktion.
Posted by: trustf8 | December 28, 2009 at 02:46 PM
Did you notice Dave is skiing towards a Feckin Gondola?
Posted by: bonmot | December 28, 2009 at 02:51 PM
South Florida looks to be a lot like that parallel universe where Spock has a goatee.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 28, 2009 at 02:52 PM
Santa as a motorcycle gang member, trying to run down the Holy Family who are cowering under a bush. Yes, that about sums up the holiday spirit in Florida.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | December 28, 2009 at 03:03 PM
OT/
Dave's Year in Review was posted on fark.com
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 28, 2009 at 03:16 PM
And here I thought the Wise Men brought baby Jesus those really really bad (except the gold) gifts. Turns out it was Santa in a Harley who brung 'em. Hu nu???
Posted by: Siouxie | December 28, 2009 at 03:24 PM
And here I sit Feckless...
Posted by: pogo | December 28, 2009 at 03:38 PM
Remember the feckless members of the community at this joyous time of the year.
We used to have feck-ins at the Dean's office during the '60s. There was usually a cleaning crew involved afterward.
Have a feckin good time.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | December 28, 2009 at 03:41 PM
Dang it, you folks are getting together and here I am stuck at home in California?
(Note: the cats agree, so we are probably moving to Florida next year.)
Posted by: NotSoShyJan | December 28, 2009 at 04:12 PM
yay, jan!!
Posted by: crossgirl | December 28, 2009 at 04:45 PM
Jan - bring your earthquake-preparedness kit, as I'm sure it can double as a hurricane-preparedness kit... ;)
Posted by: djtonyb | December 28, 2009 at 04:47 PM
yay, jan!!
Tony, there's vino in both kits...so yeah.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 28, 2009 at 05:15 PM
Silent night, Harley Night
All are bombed, lit up bright
Bears down on Virgin, mother and child
Plastic infant, but don't get him riled
Please don't hit him, you feck
Please don't hit him, you feck!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 28, 2009 at 05:18 PM
Feckin' A MtB!
Posted by: trustf8 | December 28, 2009 at 05:36 PM
Please don't feck me.
Posted by: CJrun | December 28, 2009 at 05:55 PM
In New York the bumper stickers say "Please Hit Me - I Need the Money"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2009 at 06:04 PM
could whoever posted about fark.com please post the link so we can find it? thanks.
Posted by: judi | December 28, 2009 at 09:23 PM
judi: At Fark it's the next-to-last item for Monday, Dec. 28th, with the caption "In a setback for U.S. interests in Central America, voters in Honduras elect, as their new president, Rod Blagojevich."
Posted by: Ralph | December 28, 2009 at 09:47 PM
We Cali-bloggers will miss you, Jan. Please remember you are following in the footsteps of OJ Simpson, Britney Spears, and the Kardashians. When you get to the peni
nsula state, you may need a shower.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 28, 2009 at 10:34 PM
thanks ralph!
Posted by: judi | December 28, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Looks like festivity is in full swing in Florida these days!!!
Acnezine
Posted by: Benn | December 29, 2009 at 03:48 AM
SPAM for breakfast, anyone???
Posted by: Siouxie | December 29, 2009 at 09:16 AM
Well judi, looks like you were already at the Falcon Pub without us!
Also, Mediaite linked to Dave's piece as well.
http://www.mediaite.com/print/dave-barry-year-of-change-bad-news-and-somali-pirates/
Posted by: MartiniShark | December 29, 2009 at 12:50 PM
Drudge Report also linked to Dave's column.
Posted by: Siouxie, thawing in Miami | December 29, 2009 at 02:43 PM
Don't feck with me Fark.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 29, 2009 at 05:42 PM