NOW THEY'RE READY TO TAKE ON HEALTH CARE
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December 22, 2009
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If the chimps were that smart they would go after the people setting the fires.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 22, 2009 at 10:22 AM
lol, nc, -- with their kung fu skills
Still allowed drugs? I had three days. After that things were pretty tough.
Posted by: Tash | December 22, 2009 at 11:05 AM
"Still, chimpanzees in a zoo in South Africa were seen lighting and extinguishing cigarettes without getting burned."
Subsequent observations have determined that the same chimps also communicated a rudimentary version of "Hold my beer and watch this."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 22, 2009 at 11:49 AM
We underestimate animals.
My family had a jumping spider (Count Dracula. Because he bit his victims and sucked their blood) that lived in our kitchen window one summer. He showed no fear. Every morning he would come out to greet me. When I put my finger up to the window ledge, he would jump over and tap it twice, then go about his business. I believe he was saying, "Mornin', Steve." Friendly critter.
My kids cried when he disappeared one day.
Posted by: Steve | December 22, 2009 at 05:18 PM
This explains the ending to "THE PLANET OF THE APES" II.
Posted by: bmb | December 22, 2009 at 09:51 PM
Steve, you should check out Patrick McManus' book "The Blight Way". It has a similar theme :)
Speaking of health care, why can't they go after frivolous lawsuits? That should drop the cost of health care by quite a bit. I wonder what percentage of Congresspeople are lawyers.
Posted by: Kristina L. | December 23, 2009 at 11:34 PM
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Green Tea Diet
Posted by: Green Tea | December 30, 2009 at 05:52 AM
Subsequent observations have determined that the same chimps also communicated a rudimentary version of "Hold my beer and watch this."
Posted by: Stop smoking hypnosis | January 03, 2010 at 08:55 PM