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December 23, 2009
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"The aspiring driver spent more than 5 million won..."
That's a won ton!
Cha cha cha
Posted by: trustf8 | December 23, 2009 at 09:48 AM
I know it's dated December 22 but I'm sure Siouxie can back me up that this was posted months ago.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 23, 2009 at 10:11 AM
950 times for the WRITTEN test? I see years of actual driving tests ahead of her.
Posted by: Braniff | December 23, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Yes, Jeff. I think we've seen her here on the blog almost that many times.
Posted by: NotSherly | December 23, 2009 at 10:17 AM
"Probably Bad News"? That she PASSED? Or that SHE passed?
Posted by: Steve | December 23, 2009 at 02:54 PM
You enter a building where driver's licenses are issued. A clerk guides you to a computer station and gives you instructions to begin a written driving test. You nod, and:
A) Look for the remote control
B) Press "C" fifty times
C) Look for the coin slot
D) Wait for "I Love Lucy"
E) Attempt to insert your bank card
F) Thank the security guard for the constant attention
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 23, 2009 at 03:00 PM
Kinda reminds me of the Taxi episode with Jim taking the test. What....does....a....yellow....light....mean?
Slow down!
What............does.........
Posted by: Braniff | December 23, 2009 at 03:25 PM
That Taxi episode was great!
Posted by: Kristina L. | December 23, 2009 at 11:55 PM