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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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YAY Miami! Pythons out the wazoo! Can't get better than that, folks!
*goes to the blog bar & patiently waits for one of mud's famous snake out the butt poems*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 22, 2009 at 06:44 PM
That video was great but would have been really interesting if Dave had one of the 15 foot pythons around his shoulders. Of course he may have fainted then. I wonder how pythons have sex? Anybody ever seen it?
*grabs margarita and sits to wait with Siouxie*
Posted by: nursecindy | December 22, 2009 at 06:48 PM
1) And now for something completely different....
2) It's much harder to get a python IN the wazoo.
3) Send them to Washington.
4) Tastes like chicken.
Posted by: Ralph | December 22, 2009 at 06:48 PM
Better to have them out the wazoo . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves (aka Brian D.) | December 22, 2009 at 06:57 PM
I don't want them anywhere near my wazoo. Where's the pitcher, girls?
Posted by: Tash | December 22, 2009 at 07:15 PM
I think Don King should broker a deathmatch between Miami's pythons and New York's sewer rats. The winners would get to eat the city's inhabitants.
Posted by: Guin | December 22, 2009 at 07:28 PM
*Clenches wazoo*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 22, 2009 at 07:32 PM
Meanie?? there's an asp for that ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | December 22, 2009 at 08:12 PM
I also liked the video Dave did on the new stadium in Miami. We did the same in Charlotte and then the Hornets went to New Orleans! Now we have the Bob Cats and they're doing okay. At least now when you call and ask when they're going to play they don't ask you what time you can be there.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 22, 2009 at 08:38 PM
Y'all get too many o'them worms down there, just ship them up here to the tundra for a week and we'll ship 'em back as snakecicles. We'll even deep fry 'em and put 'em on sticks for ya if ya want.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | December 22, 2009 at 08:40 PM
284 miles is the straight-line distance from Denver to Santa Fe. I have visions of pythons on Raton.
Posted by: Bob | December 22, 2009 at 08:48 PM
Python and yet more Python.
Posted by: wiredog | December 22, 2009 at 09:21 PM
Yawn. There's more snakes in Washington.
Posted by: Clankazoid | December 22, 2009 at 09:45 PM
Gator vs. Python is the new King Kong vs. Godzilla.
OT to Siouxie - saw a place named "Mojito" near my work and thought of you.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 22, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Snakes In The Glades wbagnfa Samuel L. Jackson sequel to Snakes On A Plane.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 23, 2009 at 12:50 AM
They could send the pythons to Alaska to eat the dreaded Christmas tree frogs, plus any loose Palins.
Posted by: Guin | December 23, 2009 at 07:18 AM
i am concerned about how they get IN the wazoo. then again, i'm not sure i have a wazoo. is that different from a &^&#, or a )^@#6
Posted by: queensbee | December 23, 2009 at 07:57 AM
Speaking of sewer rats in New York, weren't they all eaten by their sewer alligators?
Posted by: boo | December 23, 2009 at 08:34 AM
Florida Pythons vs New York Gators: it's a tie!
Posted by: boo | December 23, 2009 at 08:39 AM
Get on a plane. See our snakes.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 23, 2009 at 10:40 PM