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So...the turkeysaurus was bad@ss?
Ho hum.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 22, 2009 at 09:41 AM
We're gonna need a bitter turkey fryer.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 22, 2009 at 09:41 AM
and a BIGGER one too!
sheesh...stoopid frozen fingers. It's COLD in Miami, people!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 22, 2009 at 09:42 AM
'It wanted to get its jaws around you. Once the teeth were embedded in your skin the venom could seep into the wound. The prey would rapidly go into shock, but it would still be living, and it might have seen itself being slowly devoured by this raptor.
I had a vendor presentation that was a lot like that a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 22, 2009 at 09:42 AM
How much current will an electronic pest repeller need to drive this one away?
Posted by: Mitch | December 22, 2009 at 09:46 AM
That reminds me, I need to send a christmas card to my ex-wife.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 22, 2009 at 10:00 AM
What'll they be stuffing this one with?
Posted by: trustf8 | December 22, 2009 at 10:19 AM
It's cold in Miami? COLD?
Give me a huge break, Siouxie.
;)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 22, 2009 at 10:19 AM
I see our Scientists have been hitting the egg nog a little early this year.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 22, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Be kind, Jeff. People start dying of exposure in Miami when the temperature drops below 60 degrees.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 22, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Hmmmmm .... it was found in China ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 22, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Karma. With all the turkeys I've consumed over the years, I don't think I'd like to meet Mr. Turkeysaurus.
Posted by: Steve | December 22, 2009 at 05:25 PM
Mother-in-Law!
Posted by: bonmot | December 22, 2009 at 05:34 PM